Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party