Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Mens Wallet Made from Cork
This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Iceless Cooler
A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy