I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Shower Curtain With Pockets
Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Holiday Wine Cork Wreath
Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.
Aviva Iceberg
Never before have water activities been so fun!
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System
Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
