My girlfriend loves surprising, thoughtful and fun gifts, but I’m all out of ideas. Do you have any suggestions for me, what should I get my girlfrined for her birthday?
What would surprise her mate? A pet tarantula. There. End of story.
But really, how come it is so difficult to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend? Maybe partially because they know what they want, won’t tell us because they want us to know what they want without telling us. “This way it will be thoughtful” they say and so there you are staring at various useless overpriced sparkly things and wonder if she’ll like it.
Well, why not do something unconventional this time? Why not get something funny, embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain damn stupid? Well chances are she will like it more than the usual boring gifts men get their women, so why not try?
Funny Gift Ideas For Her
Sex Panther SprayAnchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
YouTube Video Shower CurtainPretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
T-Rex Trophy Wall SculptureDisplay your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Power Nap Head PillowThis is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Metal Robot USB Thumb DriveWhen it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Gingerbread Man CostumeGingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Runaway Alarm ClockNever over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Honey Badger Small TalkingGet tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Pirate Ski MaskWanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
The iPad Commode CaddyThis is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Carstache Classic Black Car MustacheYour car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Magic Wand TV Remote ControlThis Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle HolderEnjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Premium Grey Suit PajamasMade from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock GameLightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Tired Old Ass Survival KitKnow someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Giant Soccer BallPlay soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ckFly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat FountainTired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Cat DJ Scratching DeckCats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Functional Desktop Mini CannonThe mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Welcoming DoormatFunny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Dirty Diaper Survival KitThe perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Baby Shark CostumeDress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Still not convinced?
How about something that’s kitchen related then?
Because we know bitches like kitchens 🙂