My girlfriend loves surprising, thoughtful and fun gifts, but I’m all out of ideas. Do you have any suggestions for me, what should I get my girlfrined for her birthday?
What would surprise her mate? A pet tarantula. There. End of story.
But really, how come it is so difficult to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend? Maybe partially because they know what they want, won’t tell us because they want us to know what they want without telling us. “This way it will be thoughtful” they say and so there you are staring at various useless overpriced sparkly things and wonder if she’ll like it.
Well, why not do something unconventional this time? Why not get something funny, embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain damn stupid? Well chances are she will like it more than the usual boring gifts men get their women, so why not try?
Funny Gift Ideas For Her
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the timeTired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable sharkRemote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toyRivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a tryFunctional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a deskIce Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laughT-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting tripStill not convinced?
How about something that’s kitchen related then?
Because we know bitches like kitchens 🙂