24 Funny Gifts You Can Get For Your Girlfriend’s Birthday

My girlfriend loves surprising, thoughtful and fun gifts, but I’m all out of ideas. Do you have any suggestions for me, what should I get my girlfrined for her birthday?

What would surprise her mate? A pet tarantula. There. End of story.

But really, how come it is so difficult to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend? Maybe partially because they know what they want, won’t tell us because they want us to know what they want without telling us. “This way it will be thoughtful” they say and so there you are staring at various useless overpriced sparkly things and wonder if she’ll like it.

Well, why not do something unconventional this time? Why not get something funny, embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain damn stupid? Well chances are she will like it more than the usual boring gifts men get their women, so why not try?

Funny Gift Ideas For Her

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture

Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Still not convinced?

How about something that’s kitchen related then?
Because we know bitches like kitchens 🙂

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!