My girlfriend loves surprising, thoughtful and fun gifts, but I’m all out of ideas. Do you have any suggestions for me, what should I get my girlfrined for her birthday?
What would surprise her mate? A pet tarantula. There. End of story.
But really, how come it is so difficult to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend? Maybe partially because they know what they want, won’t tell us because they want us to know what they want without telling us. “This way it will be thoughtful” they say and so there you are staring at various useless overpriced sparkly things and wonder if she’ll like it.
Well, why not do something unconventional this time? Why not get something funny, embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain damn stupid? Well chances are she will like it more than the usual boring gifts men get their women, so why not try?
Funny Gift Ideas For Her
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.Still not convinced?
How about something that’s kitchen related then?
Because we know bitches like kitchens 🙂
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
