55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans