55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.