55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.