69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.