I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Women’s Movado Watch
A gift pleaser for any woman.
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Copy And Paste Twin Shirts
For geeky parents with twins
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Pet Peek Window
Let your pet have a peak
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
Wall Clock With Hidden Safe
Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
