My girlfriend loves surprising, thoughtful and fun gifts, but I’m all out of ideas. Do you have any suggestions for me, what should I get my girlfrined for her birthday?
What would surprise her mate? A pet tarantula. There. End of story.
But really, how come it is so difficult to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend? Maybe partially because they know what they want, won’t tell us because they want us to know what they want without telling us. “This way it will be thoughtful” they say and so there you are staring at various useless overpriced sparkly things and wonder if she’ll like it.
Well, why not do something unconventional this time? Why not get something funny, embarrassing, inappropriate or just plain damn stupid? Well chances are she will like it more than the usual boring gifts men get their women, so why not try?
Funny Gift Ideas For Her
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a tryStill not convinced?
How about something that’s kitchen related then?
Because we know bitches like kitchens 🙂
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
USB Paper Towel Holder
Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
LED Drink Coasters
Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
