Am I the only one that finds it difficult to come up with unique gift ideas when the time comes around to buy gifts? I’m pretty certain I’m not. Every time one of my friend’s birthdays comes around I always say to myself that I want to get her something that is completely cool and unique. I’m sick of going with the obvious, which for me is usually a purse or a bottle of perfume. I know, neither of those are very unique gifts.
Every time I give a not so unique gift I always say to myself next time I’ll do better, or even worse, I see another gift my friend got and am left thinking what a cool gift they found and wish I had found it first. Maybe some people are just completely in tune with what people would like as gifts and I’m just stuck with buying the boring, predictable gifts.
No, this is not the case! I am capable of getting those unique gifts that everyone else wishes that they had found.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!