Am I the only one that finds it difficult to come up with unique gift ideas when the time comes around to buy gifts? I’m pretty certain I’m not. Every time one of my friend’s birthdays comes around I always say to myself that I want to get her something that is completely cool and unique. I’m sick of going with the obvious, which for me is usually a purse or a bottle of perfume. I know, neither of those are very unique gifts.
Every time I give a not so unique gift I always say to myself next time I’ll do better, or even worse, I see another gift my friend got and am left thinking what a cool gift they found and wish I had found it first. Maybe some people are just completely in tune with what people would like as gifts and I’m just stuck with buying the boring, predictable gifts.
No, this is not the case! I am capable of getting those unique gifts that everyone else wishes that they had found.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
