I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Bottle Opener Remote Control
At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Inanimates Office Supply Stickers
Inanimate Character Stickers
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Pet Peek Window
Let your pet have a peak
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
