It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Corn Dog Maker
Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies
These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties
