Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.