It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
