It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
PDGA Approved Disc Golf
This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy