It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Flashlight Shoes
Flashlight Shoes to light up your way
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
