It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Harry Potter Snuggie
Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
