It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums
Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4
Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use
