It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.