It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
