It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Doggie Pedal Water Fountain
Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
