It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
