It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear
This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
