It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Classic Desktop Slide Viewer
This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
