Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.