Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.