It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Doggie Pedal Water Fountain
Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
LED Drink Coasters
Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
