It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser
Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
