It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
