It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Copy And Paste Twin Shirts
For geeky parents with twins
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
