Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.