It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier
This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
