It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Flashlight Shoes
Flashlight Shoes to light up your way
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
