It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
