It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Whisky Chilling Rocks
Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
