It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
