It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear
This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
