It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
