It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
