It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
Doggie Pedal Water Fountain
Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
