It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4
Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
