It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
