It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner
This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
