It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
