It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp
Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Iceless Cooler
A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
