It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
