It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer
This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
