Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!