It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
