It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
