It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
