Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
