Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
