Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
