Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
