33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug