Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
