Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
