33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.