Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
