33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.