Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
