Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
