Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
