Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
