Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
