Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
