Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
