Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
