Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
