33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.