Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
