33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie