Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
