Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
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