Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
