Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
