Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
