Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
