Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
