Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
