Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
