Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
