Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
