Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
