Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
