Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
