33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.