Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
