Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
