33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.