Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
