Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
