33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.