33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass