33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards