Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
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