Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
