Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
