Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
