Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
