Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
