Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
