Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
