Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
