Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
