Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!