Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
