33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision