Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
