Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
