33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends