Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
