Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
