Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!