Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
