33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…