33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor