33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

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