Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
