Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
