Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
