Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
