Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
