33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.