33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official