33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom