Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
