Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
