Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
