33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.