Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
