Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
