33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!