33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.