33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official