Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
