33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.