Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
