Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
