33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking