Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
