Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
