Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
