33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!