33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense