Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
