33 Funny Christmas Gift Ideas That Will Make You Giggle

Christmas shopping for family and friends can be fun but sometimes it can also be daunting depending on whether or not you know what to get someone and what they would like. But the great thing about Christmas gift shopping is that as long as the gift is unique and funny it will suit just about anyone.

Have a look at these:

33 Funny Christmas Gifts

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.