Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
