Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
