Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
