Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
