Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
