Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
