Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
