Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
