I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about romantic and thoughtful gifts, but these types of gifts are really starting to get boring and lack luster. Don’t get me wrong, chocolate and jewelry are great, but they’re just such predictable gifts for Valentine’s Day. This particular holiday is to show your loved one just how much you care and love them. What better way then with a gift that is different from the everyday and something that requires a bit more thought. Flowers are another popular gift and even though they do spell nice and are pretty, they end up dying and leave the recipient with nothing to remember the day.
Something different, funny, or completely unusual will leave your loved one with a lasting memory of that special gift they got from you. Unusual gifts are the same as homemade gifts because they differ from the ordinary and are memorable. Even if you don’t have a special Valentine this year try giving your close friend’s some special gifts that will show them just how much you care. Try giving an unusual gift for Valentine’s Day this year and see just how much your loved one’s will adore their gifts.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
