I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about romantic and thoughtful gifts, but these types of gifts are really starting to get boring and lack luster. Don’t get me wrong, chocolate and jewelry are great, but they’re just such predictable gifts for Valentine’s Day. This particular holiday is to show your loved one just how much you care and love them. What better way then with a gift that is different from the everyday and something that requires a bit more thought. Flowers are another popular gift and even though they do spell nice and are pretty, they end up dying and leave the recipient with nothing to remember the day.
Something different, funny, or completely unusual will leave your loved one with a lasting memory of that special gift they got from you. Unusual gifts are the same as homemade gifts because they differ from the ordinary and are memorable. Even if you don’t have a special Valentine this year try giving your close friend’s some special gifts that will show them just how much you care. Try giving an unusual gift for Valentine’s Day this year and see just how much your loved one’s will adore their gifts.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
