If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
