Hey, sometimes money is tight but you still have to get someone a gift. Does that mean that you have to bake them a kidney pie? Absolutely not! The truth is that there are quite a bit of great gift ideas that are just under $15 dollars. Whether you are frugal or just down on the green moola, here are some presents that are worth wrapping.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.