Are you strapped for cash and Christmas is fast approaching? Do you really want to get some awesome gifts for all your loved ones, but don’t want to completely break the bank? There are definitely some cool and great cheap Christmas gifts that they will just love and don’t look cheap, which is most important. You don’t want to see a look of disappointment when your friend or family member unwraps you’re gift and thinks “what a piece of garbage”. These gifts will impress and keep you on budget.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.