Are you strapped for cash and Christmas is fast approaching? Do you really want to get some awesome gifts for all your loved ones, but don’t want to completely break the bank? There are definitely some cool and great cheap Christmas gifts that they will just love and don’t look cheap, which is most important. You don’t want to see a look of disappointment when your friend or family member unwraps you’re gift and thinks “what a piece of garbage”. These gifts will impress and keep you on budget.
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Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
