Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.