Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it