Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!