Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician