Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.