It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.
Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
