It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.
Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Harry Potter Snuggie
Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4
Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
