Christmas Gifts For Dad

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.

Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.