It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And you’re stumped, yet again, as to what you should get the most important guy in your life, your Dad. Alright, so most of us struggle with the perfect gift for Dad, but struggle no longer! I have some great gift ideas for your Dad for this upcoming Christmas.
Is your Dad the type of guy that likes to take good physical care of himself? Then he’ll definitely appreciate either of these gifts or why not both?
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
