It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
