Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.