It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
