Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!