It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
