It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Classic Desktop Slide Viewer
This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
