It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
