It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
