Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.