It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
Mens Wallet Made from Cork
This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
