It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Lie Detector Game
Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
