It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
