It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Wall Clock With Hidden Safe
Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
