It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
