Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!