It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
