It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
USB Paper Towel Holder
Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
