Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.