It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
