Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.