It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Forget Me Knot Rings
Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Moisture Removing Socks
These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!
