Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Dry Eye Relief Kit

Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot