It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic
The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
