It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot
Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp
Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
