Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30