It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Butter Slice Cutter
The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
