Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties