It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Whisky Chilling Rocks
Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
