It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
