It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Mens Wallet Made from Cork
This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
