Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.