It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
