It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.
Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Forget Me Knot Rings
Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
