Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.