Christmas Gifts For Mom

It’s Christmas time again! The food, the drinks, the office party, with that one really drunk as$hole that everyone talks about until the following Christmas party. Oh, and not to mention the gifts. Christmas is a really good excuse to go all and get your Mom something fantastic. She is the woman who has sacrificed so much for you and I do mean a lot, but we won’t get into all that right now.

Right off the bat, let’s look at Christmas gifts that are directly related to Christmas that your Mom would just love.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.