Can you believe Christmas of 2015 is about to approach? Are you in search of Christmas present ideas for 2015? There are some awesome gifts out there, that are sure to impress and be that much better than the gifts last year. There are great Christmas present ideas for 2015, regardless of the type of gift you are trying to find. Perhaps, it’s a gift specific to Christmas, a gadget, or something on the unique side that you are in search of for Christmas present ideas.
If you would like to give someone a gift that is specific to Christmas this year, then these two gifts are definitely in that category.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
