Can you believe Christmas of 2015 is about to approach? Are you in search of Christmas present ideas for 2015? There are some awesome gifts out there, that are sure to impress and be that much better than the gifts last year. There are great Christmas present ideas for 2015, regardless of the type of gift you are trying to find. Perhaps, it’s a gift specific to Christmas, a gadget, or something on the unique side that you are in search of for Christmas present ideas.
If you would like to give someone a gift that is specific to Christmas this year, then these two gifts are definitely in that category.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
