44 Laughter Inducing Christmas Presents

Can you believe Christmas of 2015 is about to approach? Are you in search of Christmas present ideas for 2015? There are some awesome gifts out there, that are sure to impress and be that much better than the gifts last year. There are great Christmas present ideas for 2015, regardless of the type of gift you are trying to find. Perhaps, it’s a gift specific to Christmas, a gadget, or something on the unique side that you are in search of for Christmas present ideas.

If you would like to give someone a gift that is specific to Christmas this year, then these two gifts are definitely in that category.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun