Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
