Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
