Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
