Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
