Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
