Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
