Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
