Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
