Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
