33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!