Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
