Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
