33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!