Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
