Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
