Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
