Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
