Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
