33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.