Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
