Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
