33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans