Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
