33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark