Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
