Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
