Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
