33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer