Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
