Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
