Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
