Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
