Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
