Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
