Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
