Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
