33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.