Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
