Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
