Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
