Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
