Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
