Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
