Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
