Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
