33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.