Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
