Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
