Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
