Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
