Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
