Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.