Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
