Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
