Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
