Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
