Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
