Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
