33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!