Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
