Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
