Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
