33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.