Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
