Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
