Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
