Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
