Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
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