33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party