Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
