Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
