33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!