Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
