Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
