Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
