33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink