Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
