Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
