Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
