Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
