Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
