33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.