33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

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