Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
