33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter