Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
