Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
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