33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark