Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
