Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
