33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!