Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
