Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
