Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
