33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas