33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time