Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
