Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
