33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener