Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
