Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
