33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!