Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
