Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
