Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
