Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
