Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
