Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
