Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
