Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
