33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations