Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
