33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.