Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
