Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?
It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?
Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
