33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations