33 Ridiculously Awesome Dirty Santa Gift ideas

Are you going to a party to be the Dirty Santa this year?. Is it going to be an office party with your coworkers that you love so much or friends and family, including some of the annoying ones?

It’s expected that someone has set the rules for the exchange, so now you know how much you want to spend, but what does one bring to a party where the ideal gift must be funny, silly, GAG or simply inappropriate?

Well, here are some of the finest picks. Have a look at these Dirty Santa gifts and pick one that you like the most.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?