Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.
We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables