Getting Ready For Upcoming Christmas Parties

Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.

We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!

Here are some cool Christmas party gift ideas

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista