Christmas is by far the most fun holiday there is, mainly because of the parties and gift exchanges like White Elephant. Christmas parties are something that people look forward to so much because everyone lets loose and really sets out to enjoy themselves. Work parties are particularly enjoyable because they create an atmosphere that helps you to forget that you are at work altogether. For people who are always high strung at work and find it very difficult for them to relax at all, these parties help them to finally be able to let their hair down and mellow out. I’m always surprised that it’s these people, the normally up tight ones in the office, that really loosen up and enjoy themselves the most.
We started organizing white elephant gift exchanges a couple of years back in my office and seeing how much fun we have every year I decided that doing one with my family would be fun too. So this year, my office’s white elephant gift exchange is going with the theme of gag gifts, I’m super excited and you should be too if you are joining a group for Christmas exchange. There’s plenty of gifts to pick from here on WannaSpend!
Here are some cool Christmas party gift ideas
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
