Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
