Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
