Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
