Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
