Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.