Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
