Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
