Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
