Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
