Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
