Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
