Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
