Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
