Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
