Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
