Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
