Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
