Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk