Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
