Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
