Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
