Gifts To Get Yourself For Post Christmas Nostalgia

Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.

Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.

Here are some of the best:

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important