Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
