Christmas maybe over, but I still feel very much in the Christmas mood. I was hoping to get some fun gifts over the season, but nothing quite quenched my thirst, not that the gifts I got weren’t incredibly thoughtful and for the most part very useful. Alas, nothing screamed Christmas to me when I opened it, what ever happened to giving a gift that fit into the theme of Christmas? I want to see Christmas colors of red, green and white, see Santa Clause, reindeer or candy cane designs on the gifts I open. I would’ve even appreciated a fun game to play, games aren’t just for kids.
Christmas is a time to splurge and get things that you normally wouldn’t, besides a time to spend with your loved ones. I can buy myself socks, underwear and any other boring piece of clothing, I want something fun and something that reminds me of Christmas. I don’t want to struggle to remember when I got something, I should be able to look at it and say “I got that for Christmas”, instead of struggling to remember just where it came from. I just want to find myself something great to get for an after Christmas gift.
Here are some of the best:
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
