Did you know that there are a number of people who love celebrating Christmas in July? Refresh your memory of white elephant rules and join a July party because it’s the second best thing after Christmas and it’s perfect for the impatient people around the globe!
If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Here are some gifts you might want to buy in July
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
