How To Celebrate Christmas In July With Style

Did you know that there are a number of people who love celebrating Christmas in July? Refresh your memory of white elephant rules and join a July party because it’s the second best thing after Christmas and it’s perfect for the impatient people around the globe!

If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.

Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.

If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.

Here are some gifts you might want to buy in July

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.