Making Valentines Day Fun With Unusual Presents

I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about romantic and thoughtful gifts, but these types of gifts are really starting to get boring and lack luster. Don’t get me wrong, chocolate and jewelry are great, but they’re just such predictable gifts for Valentine’s Day. This particular holiday is to show your loved one just how much you care and love them. What better way then with a gift that is different from the everyday and something that requires a bit more thought. Flowers are another popular gift and even though they do spell nice and are pretty, they end up dying and leave the recipient with nothing to remember the day.

Something different, funny, or completely unusual will leave your loved one with a lasting memory of that special gift they got from you. Unusual gifts are the same as homemade gifts because they differ from the ordinary and are memorable. Even if you don’t have a special Valentine this year try giving your close friend’s some special gifts that will show them just how much you care. Try giving an unusual gift for Valentine’s Day this year and see just how much your loved one’s will adore their gifts.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Booger Bin

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Squatting Garden Gnome

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Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

How to Traumatize Your Children

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Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.