I know Valentine’s Day is supposed to be all about romantic and thoughtful gifts, but these types of gifts are really starting to get boring and lack luster. Don’t get me wrong, chocolate and jewelry are great, but they’re just such predictable gifts for Valentine’s Day. This particular holiday is to show your loved one just how much you care and love them. What better way then with a gift that is different from the everyday and something that requires a bit more thought. Flowers are another popular gift and even though they do spell nice and are pretty, they end up dying and leave the recipient with nothing to remember the day.
Something different, funny, or completely unusual will leave your loved one with a lasting memory of that special gift they got from you. Unusual gifts are the same as homemade gifts because they differ from the ordinary and are memorable. Even if you don’t have a special Valentine this year try giving your close friend’s some special gifts that will show them just how much you care. Try giving an unusual gift for Valentine’s Day this year and see just how much your loved one’s will adore their gifts.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
