33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.