33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.