33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.