33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.