33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!