33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor