33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.