33 Cool Secret Santa Gift Ideas Under $20

Secret Santa gift exchange will take place in many homes and offices across the world in 2015. Often the rules will say that everyone must stay within a certain budget, $20 being the most common one.

Whether it’s for your family or coworkers, finding cheap but cute secret santa gifts should not be difficult. If you are going to be the Secret Santa this year and don’t have time for the DIY project, here you can see some of the best secret santa gifts money can buy under 20 dollars.

Great Secret Santa Gifts Under $20

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations