Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!