Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.
Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
