Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.