Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.
Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
