Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.