Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.