Spring Birthday Gifts That Will Amuse And Delight

Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.

Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark