Spring is a time when people feel renewed and energized after hibernating indoors waiting out the harsh winter weather, that seems to drag on for an eternity. For people whose birthdays are in the spring, it’s almost as though the wonderful weather is being celebrated as well. There are so many amusing gifts that can be bought for someone who has a birthday in the spring.
Some sort of outdoor gift is perfect because the weather is ideal to spend hours in the fresh air. Some sort of gift that requires activity would also be something that would work well for someone with a birthday in the spring. People are more full of energy, therefore more physically active when the weather is better. Gifts that involve any sort of get-together or party also make great gifts for those celebrating a birthday in the spring. With the weather being warm in the spring it is inviting for people to socialize more frequently, therefore gifts that can be used at such gatherings are the perfect idea. Having so many different options for people who celebrate their birthdays in the spring make it a cinch to find them something perfect that they’ll just love.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
