Thoughtful VS Funny Gifts And Why Funny Wins

If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.

Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.

If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels