If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
