If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
