If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
