If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
