Thoughtful VS Funny Gifts And Why Funny Wins

If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.

Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.

If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!