If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
