Thoughtful VS Funny Gifts And Why Funny Wins

If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.

Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.

If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold