If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
