If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
