If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
