Thoughtful VS Funny Gifts And Why Funny Wins

If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.

Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.

If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

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Booger Bin

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The Official Bullshit Button

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How to Traumatize Your Children

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Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

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Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

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Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

The iPad Commode Caddy

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Army Men Party Picks

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Sticky Note Wrist Watch

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Cat DJ Scratching Deck

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Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.