If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
