If you just can’t get enough of Christmas and desire it to come more than once a year, like me, then your wish has come true. You can celebrate Christmas in July with all the other people who are like minded and just can’t get enough of the joyous holiday. It may not be as popular to celebrate in July, but you can definitely have a blast.
Why not have Christmas in July? You can buy presents all year round and decorations, although not as plentiful, can be found all year round as well. There are so many different things on line now that it is extremely easy to find any of your needs and have them delivered right to your door step.
If you’re looking for a fun summer time activity to do within your office, then dust off your office’s fake tree and any other decorations and get a party organized. Everyone likes getting Christmas presents, no matter what the time, so while you’re getting festivities organized think about putting together a gift exchange as well. The gifts can be different from those that would be given for Christmas in December because for Christmas in July you can do a summer theme for gifts.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
