Am I the only one that finds it difficult to come up with unique gift ideas when the time comes around to buy gifts? I’m pretty certain I’m not. Every time one of my friend’s birthdays comes around I always say to myself that I want to get her something that is completely cool and unique. I’m sick of going with the obvious, which for me is usually a purse or a bottle of perfume. I know, neither of those are very unique gifts.
Every time I give a not so unique gift I always say to myself next time I’ll do better, or even worse, I see another gift my friend got and am left thinking what a cool gift they found and wish I had found it first. Maybe some people are just completely in tune with what people would like as gifts and I’m just stuck with buying the boring, predictable gifts.
No, this is not the case! I am capable of getting those unique gifts that everyone else wishes that they had found.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold