Am I the only one that finds it difficult to come up with unique gift ideas when the time comes around to buy gifts? I’m pretty certain I’m not. Every time one of my friend’s birthdays comes around I always say to myself that I want to get her something that is completely cool and unique. I’m sick of going with the obvious, which for me is usually a purse or a bottle of perfume. I know, neither of those are very unique gifts.
Every time I give a not so unique gift I always say to myself next time I’ll do better, or even worse, I see another gift my friend got and am left thinking what a cool gift they found and wish I had found it first. Maybe some people are just completely in tune with what people would like as gifts and I’m just stuck with buying the boring, predictable gifts.
No, this is not the case! I am capable of getting those unique gifts that everyone else wishes that they had found.
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!