What Should I Buy A Man Who Has Everything?

My husbands birthday is coming up soon and I have no idea what to get him. Do you have any suggestions what to get the man who has everything?

There’s always things to get a man that you think has everything. There’s actually always something to get anybody you suspect has everything. In fact, those types of people are that much more fun to shop for because they give you the opportunity to think outside of the box. Your perception that your husband has everything will actually allow you to get him something incredibly cool because you feel as though you must work that much harder to get him something that heĀ  doesn’t already have for his birthday.

So, what exactly do you get for the man who has everything? Here are some ideas:

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.