What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Dry Eye Relief Kit

Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??