What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.