What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

iPad Pocket Projector

This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.