That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter
This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.