What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.