I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Stick Table Lamp
Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
