What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Inflatable Beer Pong

Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!