What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Pajamas Warming Pouch

This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.