I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Wearable Sleeping Bag
Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles
Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light
Health and Mana Earrings
Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.
Army Men Candles
A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Ghostbusters Trap Replica
Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
