What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

The Best Commuter Cup

The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.