What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Color Changing Grip Tape

Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.