I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums
Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Color Changing LED Light Pillow
Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Mens Wallet Made from Cork
This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
8 MPH Electric Skateboard
This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
