What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.