What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

iPad Pocket Projector

This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.