What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.