That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture