I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Bamboo Calculator
Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser
Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
I Am Busy Towel
This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Light Up Slippers
Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark
Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System
Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.
USB Paper Towel Holder
Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.
Ghostbusters Trap Replica
Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
