What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Inflatable Beer Pong

Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!