I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain
This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Outdoor Folding Loveseat
This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Truck Tent
A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
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Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
