What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show