What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.