What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.