What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.