I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Lie Detector Game
Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
Aviva Iceberg
Never before have water activities been so fun!
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Wearable Sleeping Bag
Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Flashlight Shoes
Flashlight Shoes to light up your way
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Superman Dog Costume
Dress up your little furry friend
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
