I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Corn Dog Maker
Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more
Classic Desktop Slide Viewer
This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
