I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Super-Sized David Statue
David of 21 century
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Mechanical Pin Clock
The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Skateboard Mirror
Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
