What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind