What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie