What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.