What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Mini Air Hockey Table

Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Zipup Earbuds

You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give