What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.