What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.