I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball
This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray
Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Superman Dog Costume
Dress up your little furry friend
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level
