What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.