What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

The Best Commuter Cup

The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.