I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Shower Curtain With Pockets
Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Forget Me Knot Rings
Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Stick Table Lamp
Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers
Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Self Stirring Mug
Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Foosball Coffee Table
Fun in your living room
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends
Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
