What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.