I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles
Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Clear Lighted Skateboards
Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Climbing Wall Panels
Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
