What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.