I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade
Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.
Classic Desktop Slide Viewer
This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter
This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle
Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Zombie Pencil Holder
Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business
80’s Retro iPhone Case
This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone
Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System
Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
