What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!