What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

iPad Pocket Projector

This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.