What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Mini Air Hockey Table

Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official