What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.