I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
8 MPH Electric Skateboard
This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Gutter Cleaning Robot
This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Water Slide Bounce House
The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Text Wall Clock
One of a kind wall clock for styling your place
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.
Wall Clock With Hidden Safe
Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.
Inanimates Office Supply Stickers
Inanimate Character Stickers
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
