What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.