What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives