That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.