I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
USB Paper Towel Holder
Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
World’s Largest Write On Map Mural
This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace
Give her something she really wants, diamonds!
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Sunny Side Up Egg Mold
Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
