What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.