What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.