What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition