I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Lying Down Laptop Stand
Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.
Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock
Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Color Changing Showerhead
Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
