What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Mini Air Hockey Table

Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself