What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

That

Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.