What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Pajamas Warming Pouch

This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.