What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.