What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.