I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug
Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Drawer Organizer
Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar
The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Whisky Chilling Rocks
Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Concentric Circles Watch
This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover
Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
