What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.