What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!