I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Shark Sleeping Bag
It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Foosball Coffee Table
Fun in your living room
Bonsai Mini Forest
Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Superman Caped Glass
Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.
Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon
have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
iPad Pocket Projector
This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
