What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind