What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability