I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Text Wall Clock
One of a kind wall clock for styling your place
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
