What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!