I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers
Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Moisture Removing Socks
These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Wobble Chess Set
This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Puzzle Jewelry Box
Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.
Clear Lighted Skateboards
Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
