What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock