What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner