What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

The Best Commuter Cup

The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

The iPad Pen

The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.