I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover
Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Grandparent Life Story Frame
Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Halloween Light Switch Cover
These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug
Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
