I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Flameless Color Changing Candles
Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Sunny Side Up Egg Mold
Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Shower Curtain With Pockets
Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.
