I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Jellyfish Lamps
Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner
This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
