I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Clear Lighted Skateboards
Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards
Lightsaber Chopsticks
Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Sushi Maker Kit
Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.
Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier
This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Water Slide Bounce House
The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
