I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers
Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Illuminated Flexible Skateboard
Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
World’s Largest Write On Map Mural
This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Grumpy Cat Car Decal
There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Women’s Movado Watch
A gift pleaser for any woman.
6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner
This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Superman Caped Glass
Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.
