I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
DIY Bouncing Ball Kit
Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
