I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Jellyfish Lamps
Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp
Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Women’s Movado Watch
A gift pleaser for any woman.
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
