What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.