What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Zipup Earbuds

You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend