What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer