What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.