What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags