I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Copy And Paste Twin Shirts
For geeky parents with twins
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Inflatable Back Pillow
Inflatable back wedge in blue
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Army Men Candles
A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake
Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear
This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
