I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
Mobile Theatre Video Glasses
Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
iCrayon Stylus Pen
iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Text Wall Clock
One of a kind wall clock for styling your place
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
