What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.