What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.