What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!