What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports