What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Pajamas Warming Pouch

This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.