What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Color Changing Grip Tape

Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Dry Eye Relief Kit

Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!