What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift