What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies