What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

USB Computer Fan

ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Canine Splash Pool

This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

The Best Commuter Cup

The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride