I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
DIY Bouncing Ball Kit
Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.
Ghost Soap Dispenser
A great addition to spookify any washroom.
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Grandparent Life Story Frame
Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles
Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Light Up Slippers
Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
