I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Self Stirring Mug
Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.
iPad Pocket Projector
This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light
The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
