What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.