What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.