What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks