What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Color Changing Grip Tape

Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark