What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.