What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive