I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Mechanical Pin Clock
The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry
Flameless Color Changing Candles
Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Truck Tent
A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
