I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier
This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Digital Peephole Viewer
Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Health and Mana Earrings
Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.
Doggie Pedal Water Fountain
Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
