What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Pillow Universal TV Remote Control

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.