What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.