I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Corn Dog Maker
Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light
The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
