What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way