I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
iPad Adjustable Floor Stand
This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
Water Temperature LED Faucet
Changes light based on water temperature
Flashlight Shoes
Flashlight Shoes to light up your way
Outdoor Folding Loveseat
This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends
Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Illuminated Flexible Skateboard
Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
