I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Sushi Maker Kit
Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Mechanical Pin Clock
The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Inflatable Back Pillow
Inflatable back wedge in blue
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
