What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!