What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

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