I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Mini Crib
Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
