What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer