What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Canine Splash Pool

This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.