What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends