What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.