What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Premium Grey Suit Pajamas

Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.