What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited