What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker