I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Light Up Slippers
Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
LED Drink Coasters
Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Water Slide Bounce House
The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Total Body Support Pillow
Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
