I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade
Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.
Giant Monopoly Game
This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer
This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Aviva Iceberg
Never before have water activities been so fun!
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
LED Drink Coasters
Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic
The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
