What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in