What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.