What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Toe Aligning Foot Gloves

These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.