That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.