I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Concentric Circles Watch
This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
World’s Largest Write On Map Mural
This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Puzzle Jewelry Box
Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender
Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Digital Peephole Viewer
Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.
Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
