What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Portal 2 Motion Activated Desk Defender

Strike fear into the hearts of your enemies (or coworkers) with your very own Turret Desk Defender, powered by USB.

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Pillow Universal TV Remote Control

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time