What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.