What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification