What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.