What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.