What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Pillow Universal TV Remote Control

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.