I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Crystal Skull Shotglass
The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Zombie Pencil Holder
Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
Drawer Organizer
Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.
Copy And Paste Twin Shirts
For geeky parents with twins
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Women’s Movado Watch
A gift pleaser for any woman.
