What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.