What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Inflatable Beer Pong

Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!