I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Digital Peephole Viewer
Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot
Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Lying Down Laptop Stand
Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Bamboo Calculator
Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
