What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting