What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!