What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

The iPad Pen

The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake