What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.