What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.