What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.