What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!