I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
8 MPH Electric Skateboard
This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
