What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

The Best Commuter Cup

The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.