What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.