What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink