What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Color Changing Grip Tape

Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.