What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.