What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.