What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Power Cord Management Station

Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

I Am Busy Towel

This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner