What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.