What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Flameless Color Changing Candles

Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles

Ninja Star Coat Hangers

Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers

Armored Pangolin Backpack

Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend