I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light
The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones
A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Sushi Maker Kit
Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Wobble Chess Set
This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
