I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
The Sleep Assisting Music Headband
This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain
This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends
Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Jellyfish Lamps
Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights
