What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Dragon Ball Z Hoodie

Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.