What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning