I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Color Changing Showerhead
Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Super Mario Chess
Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Mens Wallet Made from Cork
This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Finger Scanning Door Lock
Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge
This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving
Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers
Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Wall Clock With Hidden Safe
Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies
These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar
The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
