What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.