What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.