What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

iPad Pocket Projector

This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Inflatable Beer Pong

Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.