What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls