I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Forget Me Knot Rings
Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes
Healthiest Potato Chip Maker
This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape
Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
Women’s Movado Watch
A gift pleaser for any woman.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
