I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Jellyfish Lamps
Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser
Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles
Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Mobile Theatre Video Glasses
Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Wearable Sleeping Bag
Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
