What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!