What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Canine Splash Pool

This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.