What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas

Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.