What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

144 Hour Coil Candle

Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.