I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Inanimates Office Supply Stickers
Inanimate Character Stickers
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray
Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
