I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
PDGA Approved Disc Golf
This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp
Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
I Am Busy Towel
This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Wearable Sleeping Bag
Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Halloween Toilet Paper Holder
A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Hanging Tent
A great place for a duo to dwell in
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Sunny Side Up Egg Mold
Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art
