What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Toe Aligning Foot Gloves

These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Gold Bar Door Stop

What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Finger Food Plates

Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Hands Free iPad Stand

Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed

Skateboard Mirror

Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style