What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Smart Phone App Magnets

Use these cool magnets on your fridge

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes