I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock
You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Whisky Chilling Rocks
Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
iPad Pocket Projector
This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
8 MPH Electric Skateboard
This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Shower Curtain With Pockets
Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS
This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.
Ghost Soap Dispenser
A great addition to spookify any washroom.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
