I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Pet Peek Window
Let your pet have a peak
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp
Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Bamboo Calculator
Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.
