I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Illuminated Flexible Skateboard
Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
Pajamas Warming Pouch
This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
Gutter Cleaning Robot
This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Water Slide Bounce House
The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Home Theater Blackout Drapes
These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Waterproof Notepad
Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
