What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.