I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Lying Down Laptop Stand
Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Superman Dog Costume
Dress up your little furry friend
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
USB Paper Towel Holder
Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Bottle Opener Remote Control
At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb
Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
