What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

iPhone Movie Projector

Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Waterproof iPad Case

Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven