I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Zombie Creation Kit
Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Bicycle Rearview Camera
This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace
Give her something she really wants, diamonds!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Shark Sleeping Bag
It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Sushi Maker Kit
Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
