What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Double Dish

Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?