I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier
This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad
Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
Light Up Slippers
Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Zombie Pencil Holder
Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
