What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Pajamas Warming Pouch

This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Dry Eye Relief Kit

Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.