What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Dry Eye Relief Kit

Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.