What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash

This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.