What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Light Up Bra

Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.