What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Clear Lighted Skateboards

Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.