What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

iPhone Movie Projector

Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people