I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade
Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
Gutter Cleaning Robot
This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome
Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Inflatable Back Pillow
Inflatable back wedge in blue
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball
This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!
Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones
A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
