What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Dragon Ball Z Hoodie

Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Flashlight Shoes

Flashlight Shoes to light up your way

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica