What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

The iPad Pen

The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Indoor Laser Light Show

Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Color Changing Grip Tape

Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.