I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
LED Drink Coasters
Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.
iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS
This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
Skateboard Mirror
Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
