I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Outdoor Folding Loveseat
This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade
Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Wireless Speaker Showerhead
Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums
Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
