What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.