What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Mini Air Hockey Table

Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.