What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

iPhone Movie Projector

Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage