What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Selfie Handheld Stick

Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun