I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Doggie Pedal Water Fountain
Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends
Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
Giant Monopoly Game
This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot
Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
Meeting Knife Set
The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar
The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.
