What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Hand Fitness Trainer

A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.