What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Light Up Shutter Shades

21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.