What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Wireless Speaker Showerhead

Enjoy all your favorite tunes while enjoying a long, relaxing shower.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash