What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Pillow Universal TV Remote Control

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Canine Splash Pool

This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.