What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!