I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox
Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
I Am Busy Towel
This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Crime Scene Beach Towel
Get tan or die trying
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Lying Down Laptop Stand
Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Metal Horse Watering Can
Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.
