What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Toe Aligning Foot Gloves

These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Zipup Earbuds

You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Mini Scarecrow Statue

Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Moon Room Light

Cool lighting for your room

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need