What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!