I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet
Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
