I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Passion Lips Gold Glitter
Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
Flameless Color Changing Candles
Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Holiday Wine Cork Wreath
Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.
Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl
Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic
The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Climbing Wall Panels
Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights
Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
