I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Concentric Circles Watch
This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
Moisture Removing Socks
These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Switchpop Bottle Opener
A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Mobile Theatre Video Glasses
Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Truck Tent
A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.
Drawer Organizer
Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.
Harry Potter Snuggie
Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!
Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle
Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Holiday Wine Cork Wreath
Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
