What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace

Give her something she really wants, diamonds!

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.