What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Beer Savers

Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.

Meeting Knife Set

The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Soda Can Stash Safe

Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Pajamas Warming Pouch

This is the heated pouch that warms pajamas for cozy comfort.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving