I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Classic Desktop Slide Viewer
This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit
The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Back Stretching Pain Reliever
This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
