What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Four Person Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

6-In-1 Table Top Game Center

No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.