What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Sandless Beach Mat

Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.

Superman Dog Costume

Dress up your little furry friend

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Forget Me Knot Rings

Show your undying love with bow knot rings available in all sizes

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue