I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Zombie Family Car Stickers
Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox
Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter
This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
DIY Bouncing Ball Kit
Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Halloween Light Switch Cover
These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack
Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Digital Peephole Viewer
Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Sunny Side Up Egg Mold
Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
