I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Modular Quad Lantern
Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Sushi Maker Kit
Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock
Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
Whatever Wall Clock
There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Bonsai Mini Forest
Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Color Changing Showerhead
Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
