What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Zipup Earbuds

You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Magnetic Light Switch Cover

Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Personal Water Filter

The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Solar Jar Lamps

Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk