What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Bear Paw Meat Forks

Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet

This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Remote Control Tarantula

Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan

Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights