What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Flameless Color Changing Candles

Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Halloween Light Switch Cover

These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Pillow Universal TV Remote Control

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Drawer Organizer

Never have trouble again finding that matching sock.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano

This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?