What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

I’ve Never Board Game

Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

iPad Pocket Projector

This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Water Bottle With Compartment

This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Family Emergency Survival Kit

A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Switchpop Bottle Opener

A new twist on a classic metal switchblade. This lockable bottle opener features a pearlized handle

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser

This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.

Self Stirring Mug

Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace