What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS

This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Record Placemats

Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner

Powered Nail Clipper

This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Mechanical Pin Clock

The battery operated pin clock is a mesmerizing bit of high tech gadgetry

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!