What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Drinking Games Book

Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Zipup Earbuds

You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.