I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Das Boot Shot Glasses
Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Drinking Games Book
Never get bored while hammering back a few with friends.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System
Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter
This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
