I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter
Perfect Position Laptop Stand
This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Halloween Light Switch Cover
These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.
Air Shark
These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Ghostbusters Trap Replica
Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Powered by incredibly strong magnets, this magnet light switch cover can easily grip onto your house keys
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses
These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
