I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
iPad Adjustable Floor Stand
This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
Superman Caped Glass
Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
Metal Chain Wine Stand
Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Ouchlets Outlet Covers
Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
World Traveler Scratch Off Map
Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Hard Alcohol Candy
The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Red Retro Handset
Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
