I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic
The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Lying Down Laptop Stand
Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge
This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.
Vintage Snow Cone Machine
Fun for the whole family
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Family Emergency Survival Kit
A must have for anyone who likes to be prepared for the worst.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
Shower Curtain With Pockets
Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Lie Detector Game
Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Haircut Umbrella
Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
