What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Cotton Candy Machine

Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Illuminated Keyboard

Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Nerf Sniper Rifle

With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Canine Splash Pool

This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Goatee Shaving Template

Have the perfect goatee all the time.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Waterproof Bike Wheel Lights

Start a Party! When the sun goes down stay visible

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out