I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
I’ve Never Board Game
Wanna know more about a person? A great way to socialize and have a few cocktails.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Zombie Pencil Holder
Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business
Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover
Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock
Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap
Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
