What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler

Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.

Remote Controlled Tarantula

This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Virtual Infrared Keyboard

The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

The Gun Mug

Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

Shower Curtain With Pockets

Running out of places to put all your shower toiletries? Grab one of these shower curtains and have all the extra space you need.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Gutter Cleaning Robot

This robot blasts through debris, clogs and sludge and brushes your gutters clean

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Serenading Pool Gondolier

This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.