What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Fizz Saver

Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.

Sky Umbrella

Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Zelda Playable Ocarina

12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Foosball Coffee Table

Fun in your living room

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Army Men Candles

A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets

Zombie Family Car Stickers

Undead Onboard! Even the living dead deserve protection

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Beer Chiller

Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.