What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Selk’bag 4G Classic Synthetic Sleeping Bag Lemon Chrome

Like the warmth and coziness of a sleeping bag? Then why not enjoy those feelings all the time with this bodysuit made out of sleeping bag material. No need to crawl out of your sleeping bag on those chilly nights, when you’re out camping, enjoy being comfortable all the time.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Lazy Glasses

Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.