What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive

When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Lying Down Laptop Stand

Lying Down Laptop Stand so you can rest while you continue your work.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

Lock N’ load Target Alarm Clock

You better be a sharpshooter to hit the snooze on this one.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Swordsicles

When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Yodelling Pickle

No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder

This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray

Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!