I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask
This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Giant Fist Shaped Drink Cooler
Have a small hand? Well, you won’t any longer. Enjoy a cold beer and a much larger hand.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Light Up Slippers
Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover
Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit
Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Camera Tripod With Wheels
Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Bamboo Calculator
Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
