What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket

Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Motorized Stunt Kite

This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain

This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Coffee Table Footrest

This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Blue LED Lighted Umbrella

Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture

Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.