What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Chinese Flying Lanterns

Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Diary of Your Life Story

Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.

Hard Alcohol Candy

The perfect gift for any alcoholic in your life.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones

A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Glass Skull Drinking Cup

Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Color Changing LED Light Pillow

Lovely smile star design, the toss pillow will give out colorful color changing light when powered on

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.