What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Revolving Christmas Tree Topper

This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Love the Edges Brownie Pan

We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Harry Potter Snuggie

Super soft plush fabric for a wizard!

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.