What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Halloween Pen Holder

The perfect addition to any office or home.

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Illumicube

This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel

This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Office Mood and Message Cards

We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Red Retro Handset

Attach your retro handset to your smartphone or laptop

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On

Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

Pet Hoodie

Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies

Water Fountain Sink Attachement

Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Glowing Portable Night Globes

Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Evaporative Cooling Cap

This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date

This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Halloween Gift Basket

Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.

Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set

Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.