What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

80’s Retro iPhone Case

This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Mini Air Hockey Table

Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Flameless Color Changing Candles

Wonderful remote controlled color changing flameless candles

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Food Face Dish

Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Sandless Beach Tote

Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.