I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Wall Clock With Hidden Safe
Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Children’s Night Vision Camcorder
This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.
Meeting Knife Set
The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Bonsai Mini Forest
Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Jellyfish Lamps
Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
USB Recharger + Surge Protector
Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
