What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Learn To Play Violin

This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette

Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Glow in the Dark Basketball

Glows at night, for a more impressive game

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug

The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Blackout Watch

This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Bathtub Caddy

Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Moisture Removing Socks

These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Kink Proof Garden Hose

Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.