What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Whisky Chilling Rocks

Chill your whiskey with style. Replace ice with these cool chilling rocks.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Children’s Night Vision Camcorder

This is the infrared camcorder that lets young spies-in-training record footage in complete darkness.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Pen Sized Scanner

This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

DIY Ice Cream Maker

Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Fingerprint Mini Vault

Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit

This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

The Sleep Assisting Music Headband

This is the soft headband that has built-in headphones, making it easy to listen to music while falling asleep.

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!