What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Washable Keyboard

Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.

Fiber-Optic Table Runner

Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?

Darth Vader Macbook Decal

Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

World’s Largest Write On Map Mural

This is the only accurately detailed, eight-color mural of the world that covers nearly 9 by 13 feet of wall space.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

12′ Inflatable Animated Spider

This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Cyber Clean

Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

SnowBall Slingshot

Step up your snowball fight

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Fogless Lighted Mirror

This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Liquor/Wine Bottle Lock

Keep kids and others you just don’t want in your alcohol stash.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Over Rack Burn Shield

Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke