I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Mystic Fire Topaz Diamond Necklace
Give her something she really wants, diamonds!
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course
This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Talking Luggage Scale
This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Large Electronic Pet Door
Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Beer Opening Sandal
Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
2013 Bubble Calendar
Pop your days away 2013 edition
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
Ice Skull and Cube Mold Tray
Chill your drink to the bone with the ice skull mold
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
