What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Portable Shower Bag

Shower on the go, perfect for camping

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Light Up Bra

Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light

The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces

Murder Mystery Party Game

The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

Hands Free Umbrella

You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover

Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss

Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience

iPhone Movie Projector

Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Excalibur Motorized Bumper Boat w/Canon

have fun in your pool with these motorized bumper boats

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover