I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies
These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties
Light Up Shutter Shades
21st Century Spin on retro shutter glasses
Text Wall Clock
One of a kind wall clock for styling your place
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
DIY Drinking Straw Glasses
Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.
Table Top Sofa Tray
Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.
Puzzle Jewelry Box
Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light
The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces
Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer
This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Beer Box Cowboy Hat
Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking
Drinking Board Game
This game gets the party started every time.
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Inflatable Back Pillow
Inflatable back wedge in blue
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
DIY Bouncing Ball Kit
Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
