What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Tornado Cocktail Mixer

Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Freeze-Dried Miso Soup

Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

USB Recharger + Surge Protector

Hotel rooms and airport terminals never seem to have enough power outlets to charge all the devices today’s traveler brings along

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Ghostbusters Model Car

Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans

Bed Fan

The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Mini Cottage Incense Burner

A cement made cottage incense house

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

USB Paper Towel Holder

Find yourself always searching for an outlet to plug in your devices? Look no further.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

World Traveler Scratch Off Map

Scratch off the countries that you’ve visited

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Wearable Sleeping Bag

Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags

Outdoor Folding Loveseat

This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Slip On Shoe Shields

These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.

Text Wall Clock

One of a kind wall clock for styling your place

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

GPS Homing Device

This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.

Modular Quad Lantern

Lantern features four removable LED panels that each function as a flashlight

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp

Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.