I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner
This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Men’s Watch Box
A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
Chinese Flying Lanterns
Chinese Paper Lanterns, for a wonderful night show
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
144 Hour Coil Candle
Candle by the Hour is easy to use and lasts hours upon hours
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
Pet Peek Window
Let your pet have a peak
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
iNecklace
Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Pet Mess Furniture Protector
This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.
Water Bottle With Compartment
This water bottle delivers on essential needs while on the go
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
