What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2

Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark

Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Pet Umbrella

Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Mini Crib

Don’t have a lot of space and you don’t want to have your baby sleep in a chest of drawers? Your baby will have a great place to sleep with this crib, regardless of the amount of space you have.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game

Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.

Compact Key Holder

This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers

These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Infant’s Sleep Sound Lamb

Winner of a Creative Mind Magazine Preferred Choice Award for Creative Toys, this is the plush lamb that generates four different sounds to lull infants to sleep.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

The Only Whole House Weather Alert System

A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.

Floating Book Shelf

These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Convertible Billiards Table

Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set