What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Light Up Slippers

Now you wont have to stumble into objects in dark

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Root-View Farm

Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Skull Shaped Pitcher

Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Illuminated Flexible Skateboard

Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Rechargeable LED Reading Glasses

These are the reading glasses with built-in LEDs that provide up to 2 1/2 hours of illumination on a single charge.

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Dress a Snowman Kit

Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain

Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.

Roll Up Electronic Keyboard

Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.

Solar Charging iPad Case

This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.

Ice Shot Glasses

Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Dressing Whiz

Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set

Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers

Power Nap Head Pillow

This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Men’s Watch Box

A must have for the man who loves his watches and loves to keep them safely stored.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.