That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Butter Slice Cutter
The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.