What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Color Changing Showerhead

Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Old Leather Book Laptop Case

Carry your laptop with style

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Children’s Flameless Fireworks

This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.

Fogless Mirror

Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Total Body Support Pillow

Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

One Trip Grocery Bag Holder

One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Samurai Sword Chopsticks

Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Personalized Bottle Openers

These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Gift Wrapping Caddy

This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

12 Gauge Shot Glasses

A shot glass with a bang!

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.