What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball

This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio

This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Sandalwood Watch

This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Headache Relieving Wrap

Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Beer Holster

When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.


This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart