What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection

These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Kit

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Light Up Football

The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle

Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt

This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.

Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

AA USB Rechargable Battery

Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie

This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Water And Light Show Sprinkler

This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.