What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Passion Lips Gold Glitter

Turn heads with this gold glitter for lips

T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture

Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Bacon Lovers Gift Crate

Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser

This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.

Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap

Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning java to brew? We’ve got an answer for you!

8 MPH Electric Skateboard

This is the electric skateboard for the beginner that accelerates to a top speed of 8 mph.

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Flying Alarm Clock

Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.

Boyfriend Pillow

Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug

Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Table Top Sofa Tray

Nowhere to put your drink while your relaxing on the sofa? This sofa tray makes it easy to relax.

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent

Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Original UK Daily Mirror Articles Of The Titanic

The story as it was read by those from the United Kingdom.

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Halloween Toilet Paper Holder

A great addition to your washroom to get your guests in the Halloween spirit.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Waterproof Gloves

These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.

Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser

This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.

Bottle Opener Remote Control

At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener

Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician