What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Darth Maul Lightsaber Lamp

Star Wars Science Darth Maul Room Light

Sexy Glow Dice

These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear

This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Talking Luggage Scale

This is luggage scale that announces the weight of bags.

Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble

This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Superman Caped Glass

Pint glass featuring Superman logo and cape.

LED Color Changing Showerhead

Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Melting Clock

Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Beer Keg Stool

Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Single Handed Barber

This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game

Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Dragon Ball Z Hoodie

Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Amplifier Fridge

Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers

iPod/iPhone Speaker Dock Boombox

Bring back part of the past with this boombox that play music from your iPod and iPhone.

Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf

This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.

The Log Pillow

Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape

Glow In The Dark Duct Tape for everyday use

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Halloween Car Decal

Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks