What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

iPhone Charging Leather Case

This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Back Stretching Pain Reliever

This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Wall Mounted Fish Bowl

Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.

Holiday Wine Cork Wreath

Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.

6X Life Extending Razor Cleaner

This is the patented razor cleaner that removes shaving grime that can dull blades, extending their life up to six times.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Glowing Beer Pong

Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.

Labyrinthine Piggy Bank

This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

The Jesus Toaster

Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Glow In The Dark Spray Paint

It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!

Alarm Sounding Beach Safe

This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Window Washing Robot

This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Flexible Flashlight

With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Tug Preventing Dog Trainer

This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors

iNecklace

Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs

Astronaut’s Slipper Socks

Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Re-defining beer fashion. Fun, hilarious, and oh-so-good looking

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Healthiest Potato Chip Maker

This is the microwave cooker that creates crisp and delicious potato chips without the fat and calories that comes from deep frying.

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster

Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.

The iPad To Foosball Table Converter

This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.

Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course

This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.