What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Bicycle Rearview Camera

This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Super Soccer Gift Box

Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.

Truck Tent

A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Ball Returning Soccer Trainer

This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket

Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter

This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.

Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set

Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Giant Jenga Blocks

A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

Flip Up Keyboard Organizer

Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Finger Scanning Door Lock

Go keyless in your household with this finger scanning door lock

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Sunny Side Up Egg Mold

Shine Some light onto your Breakfast table with this silicon egg shaper that will make your plate a work of art

Mini Pool Table

You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Ice Mold Shot Glasses

Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table

This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.

Modern Flip Down Clock

Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper

Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Glow In Dark Spit Balls

Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!

Child Piloted Tumbler

This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.