What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture

Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Mini Pool Table

Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade

Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

Guitar Pick Maker

Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle

Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Ghost Soap Dispenser

A great addition to spookify any washroom.

Great White Shark Socks

Cool looking Great White Shark Socks

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Dollar Stacks Wallet

Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Flexible Surge Protector

Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector

Lightsaber Chopsticks

Show off your Star Wars fandom while eating!

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Touch Screen Texting Gloves

Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet

Waterproof LED Strip light

Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.

Things You Do That Piss Me Off Notepad

Wanna save time at telling people what they do that really ticks you off? This notepad will pinpoints the areas and relay the message to the recipient.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage

The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub

Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit

This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Mini R2-D2 Lights

This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.

Mystical Fire – 2 Packs

Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.

Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch

This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.

Large Radio Control Mario Kart

Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds

Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks

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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud

Magic Wand TV Remote Control

This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

Never-Soggy Cereal Bowl

Sick of your cereal going soggy? This bowl will keep your cereal from turning to baby food.

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving