What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

3 Man Chess

Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold

Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Drinking Board Game

This game gets the party started every time.

Car Escape Tool

A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Magic Opener

This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.

Classic Cassette Silicone Case for iPhone 4

Need something to make your iPhone look more retro? Look no further.

Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding

Functional Retro Phone

Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster

This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle

Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect

Wearable Mosquito Net

This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Pet Mess Furniture Protector

This is the washable cover that protects furniture from pet hair and damage.

Grass Charging Station

Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Haircut Umbrella

Cut hair and collect it easily with this ingenious invention

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Zombie Head Cookie Jar

Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Drumstick Chopsticks

Rock out with your sushi

Doctor Who’s Remote Control

This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.

Strawberry Planter

Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Magnetic Tool Box Labels

The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.

The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch

Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!