I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Tree Man Incense Burner
This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Holiday Wine Cork Wreath
Deck the halls with corks and holly! This may be the most talked-about decoration of the season.
Halloween Gift Basket
Send someone a spooky basket this Halloween.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Lightning Bolt Power Strip
The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet
Transformer USB Drive
Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Wearable Sleeping Bag
Comfort and function are combined in these ingenious wearable sleeping bags
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Prank Pooh Dough
Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.
Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer
This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Serenading Pool Gondolier
This is the gondolier who sings three classic Italian melodies while meandering around a pool.
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Climbing Wall Panels
Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Inanimates Office Supply Stickers
Inanimate Character Stickers
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product
Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock
Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Meeting Knife Set
The Deglon Meeting Knife Set is practical, durable work of art.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
