What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle

This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass

Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Chalkboard Paint

Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself

Honey Badger Notepad

A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip

This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.

Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker

This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks

Device Charging Business Case

This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Superior Comfort Bed Lounger

This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Magnetic Nail Holder

The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Climbing Wall Panels

Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne

Smartphone Laser Tag

AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world

Roll Up Piano

Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System

Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps

Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK

Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer

This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Glow In The Dark Nails

Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!

Digital Peephole Viewer

Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.