What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Floor Protecting Gym Mat

This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain

Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video

This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.

Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard

A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Crispy Cereal Bowl

With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Health and Mana Earrings

Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

Running & Fitness Workout Belt

No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Tree Man Incense Burner

This tree-man is incredibly expressive, and makes a most unusual incense burner

YouTube Video Shower Curtain

Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

iPad Adjustable Floor Stand

This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.

Rubik

Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80

Emergency Radio

Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Trunk Organizer

A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.

Cat Window Perch

Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set

These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Color Changing Wireless Speaker

Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses

Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Raptor Hoodie

A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Herb Saver

Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.

Welcoming Doormat

Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

iCrayon Stylus Pen

iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets