What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Door Jammer

Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.

Vacuum Cleaning Robot

The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Lightning Bolt Power Strip

The bright yellow bolt power strip is a fun and clever alternative to an everyday outlet

One Handed Party Plate

Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Halloween Greeting Cards

Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Wall Mounted Shoe Rack

Need some extra floor space?

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Whatever Wall Clock

There’s not better way to express that you’re not a slave to work

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

Magnetic Decision Maker

Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Lego Halloween Pumpkin

Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.

Jellyfish Lamps

Cute jellyfish shaped mood lights

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Electric Wine Opener

Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Dirty Diaper Survival Kit

The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.

Solar Touch Keyhole Light

Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier

This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.

Learn To Play Ukulele

A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter

Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas

Hand Saw Cake Cutter

Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Star Wars AT-AT Bookends

Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars

Replica Portal Gun

One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair

The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums

Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!

Inflatable Back Pillow

Inflatable back wedge in blue

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Caramel Apple Maker

This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Pixel Mouse

The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life

Star Wars Sith Bathrobe

Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.