I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?
That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.
Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:
Stick Table Lamp
Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.
Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags
Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Finger Food Utensils
Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Michael Jordan MacBook Sticker
This decal sticker can be applied to any smooth surface, but works great with MacBooks
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Climbing Wall Panels
Rock Panels offer an aesthetic real-rock look and feel
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Beer Koozie Mittens
Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Double-Shot Arcade Basketball System
Keep active, stay warm in your home, and enjoy shooting hoops.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Glow In The Dark Nails
Fun and unique Glow In The Dark Nails!
