What Should I Get For My Birthday?

I’m so tired of getting lame gifts for my birthday. There are tons of cool gadgets out there and I never seem to get any of them. I’m wondering what awesome gifts I should get for my birthday?

That’s a difficult thing to figure out, isn’t it? Now I’ve had my fair share of birthdays, I prefer not to disclose how many as I do have a young image to maintain. I myself ponder the exact same question every year and am surprised every year just how many cool gift ideas there are to get. Yes, people’s interests are different but what I’ve learned over the years is that they are an abundance of cool gifts no matter what you’re into.

Here are 50 cool gift ideas for you:

The Dad Saddle

This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride

Mens Wallet Made from Cork

This wallet, made from cork, is the perfect unique gift idea. It’s not only vegetarian friendly, it looks great too!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Shaving Blade Sharpener

Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

The Best Talking Watch

In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case

Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case

Working Pedal Powered Forklift

This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.

Secret Stash Container Bolt

Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt

Progress Tracking Scale

This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people

Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista

Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try

Cat Scratch Post

Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Cordless Wide View Illuminating Magnifier

This LED-illuminated magnifier provides a 30% larger field of view than traditional circular lenses.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Grilled Pizza Cone Maker

Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Personalized Backyard Ice Rink

This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.

Glow In The Dark Nail Polish

This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Putter Pool Indoor Game

Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.

Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter

The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Giant Monopoly Game

This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.

Flask Tie

This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting

Fun Freeze Brain Shaped Ice Cube Tray

Ice Cubes shaped like Brains. Definitely unique, good for Halloween ice cubes, you can ask your friends if they’d like some brains with their drink

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Water Temperature LED Faucet

Changes light based on water temperature

Photochromatic Swim Goggles

These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Bonsai Mini Forest

Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Reusable Screen Cleaner

Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Voice Communicating Ski Goggles

These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.