Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
iNecklace
Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Health and Mana Earrings
Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Corn Dog Maker
Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Revolving Christmas Tree Topper
This tree-topper showcases the artwork of renowned holiday artist Thomas Kinkade as Santa spins ’round the crown of a Christmas tree.
iPad Pocket Projector
This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
Double Dish
Enjoy your favorite snack without getting the shells mixed up with all the others.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
hand Crank LED Flashlight
This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.