Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Star Laser Projector Cosmos Light Lamp
Enjoy star gazing without having to leave the comfort of your own home. Bring a little bit of the outdoors into your home with this lamp that projects stars onto your walls and ceiling.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane
This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Selfie Handheld Stick
Selfies are so popular, so give friends and family this gadget to make taking those annoying and embarrassing selfies that much easier.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Giant Monopoly Game
This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.
Canine Splash Pool
This is the splash pool made from rugged materials that can withstand a dog’s rough paws and sharp claws.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.