69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Fish Clock Aquarium

This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.

Cleaning Slippers

Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Magical Unicorn Mask

Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

Color Preserving Hair Dryer

This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge

This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.

Sushi Maker Kit

Can’t get enough sushi? Make it anytime you like.

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Dragon Ball Z Hoodie

Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Iceless Cooler

A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.

Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

The classic design of the USS Enterprise, now as a pizza cutter

Personal Oxygen Bar

Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.

Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds

Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Multi Outlet Plug Man

Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him

Vertical Chess Set

Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Grumpy Cat Car Decal

There’s not better way to tell people off with a car sticker.

2013 Bubble Calendar

Pop your days away 2013 edition

Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem

Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Fire Coloring Kit

Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Five Finger Knife Set

Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives

Women’s Movado Watch

A gift pleaser for any woman.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Butter Slice Cutter

The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze

Pet Peek Window

Let your pet have a peak

Hands Free Trash Can

Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.

Inflatable Beer Pong

Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Water Slide Bounce House

The Rainforest Rapids Amusement Park is an ultimate combo jumper!

Clear Blue Kayak

Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.

Zombie Beanie

Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Wobble Chess Set

This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces

Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad

This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Concentric Circles Watch

This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

PDGA Approved Disc Golf

This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Das Boot Shot Glasses

Who doesn’t want three shot glass beer boots?

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Camera Lens Coffee Tea Mug

Realistic lens looking coffee mug. Perfect gift for someone who loves coffee and photography.

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Winter Cocktails

Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!