Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
Moisture Removing Socks
These are the socks that keep feet dry using patented technology that moves moisture away from a foot and out of each sock.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Butter Slice Cutter
The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Dry Eye Relief Kit
Recommended by ophthalmologists, these are the goggles that soothe dry, puffy eyes.
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Giant Monopoly Game
This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.