I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Progress Tracking Scale
This is the digital scale that tracks weight loss for up to four people
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
Evaporative Cooling Cap
This is the cap that uses evaporation to keep your head up to 20
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
One Handed Party Plate
Talk about practical! This plastic party tray fits right over your drink
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Stuck In Snow Extrication Kit
This is the portable kit that arms drivers with all the tools necessary to get snowbound cars rolling again.
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Rubik
Whether you call yourself a kid from the 80
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Christian Dior Women’s Poison Eau de Toilette
Keep the woman in your life smelling fabulous.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
iCrayon Stylus Pen
iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
iPad Adjustable Floor Stand
This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Copy And Paste Twin Shirts
For geeky parents with twins
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Boyfriend Pillow
Snuggle your pillow and have it snuggle you back.
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Ghostbusters Model Car
Ghostbusters Model Car for Ghostbusters Fans
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Cleaning Slippers
Keep your feet cozy in these slippers and your floors dust free.
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Nightmare Before Christmas Gift Basket
Feel like giving someone a Christmas basket? This one’s perfect.
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain
This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.
Text Wall Clock
One of a kind wall clock for styling your place
Outdoor Folding Loveseat
This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Foosball Coffee Table
Fun in your living room
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain
Hand Forged Dragon Keychain makes a great thoughtful gift. Hand made in Canada by an amazing local artist!
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Illuminated Keyboard
Tired of staring down at the same old boring keyboard? Brighten things up.
