I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Trunk Organizer
A subtle way to tell a person they need to tidy their car.
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Bacon Lovers Gift Crate
Know someone who loves bacon? Then you have found the perfect gift.
All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
Shot Roulette Drinking Game Set
Pick your poison, give it a spin and let the roulette wheel determine your fate! Awesome party drinking game!
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Water Fountain Sink Attachement
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups
AA USB Rechargable Battery
Easily recharge your batteries through the USB port.
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
Peekaru Baby Carrier Cover
Comfortable and convenient for mom and baby
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Working Pedal Powered Forklift
This is the pedal-powered, ride-on version of a Linde 394 forklift that raises and lowers at its driver’s command.
Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge
This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.
Reluctant Groom Cake Topper
Reluctant Groom Wedding Cake Topper for amusing guests at your wedding
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
SnowBall Slingshot
Step up your snowball fight
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
iPhone 5 Polycarbonate Wallet
This is the iPhone 5 polycarbonate case with integrated storage for money, credit cards, and identification.
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Rechargeable Heated Insoles
Tired of ice cold feet? Keep them toasty all winter long.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Making delicious ice cream sandwiches has never been easier with this Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Sea Doo Pro Sea Scooter
The perfect gift for someone who enjoys exploring the waters.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
