I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Wall-Mounted Turntable
Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar
The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Doctor Who Travel Mug
Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Light Up Tactical Knife
Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car
This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack
This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Mini Glass Fireplace
Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table
Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level
Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket
A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Ghostbusters Trap Replica
Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
Stick Table Lamp
Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Bulletproof Clipboard
The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Handgun Egg Frying Mold
Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Ice Cream Sandwich Maker
Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser
Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
