Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Sky Umbrella
Wouldn’t it be nice to look up at a bright sky on a rainy day? Enjoy a beautiful sky with this umbrella, regardless of the gloomy weather.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Truck Tent
A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Lexicographer’s Extended Scrabble
This is the version of Scrabble with nearly twice the squares and letters as the standard game to extend play for true lexicon aficionados.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Colored Flame Candles
Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow