Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Corn Dog Maker
Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.