Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
Putter Pool Indoor Game
Get the whole family in on the fun of Putter Pool-a game that combines the challenge of golf with the game of pool
Scrubbing Windshield Wiper Blade
Unlike common windshield wipers that can smear and obstruct your field of vision, this patented wiper employs dual blades that completely remove bugs, bird droppings, frost, and dirt in just a couple of passes.
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Ice Shot Glasses
Shots will be that much smoother going down when they come from these ice shot glasses.
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Glow Chess Set
Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Stick Table Lamp
Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Raptor Hoodie
A clever design, the Raptor Kids Hoodie Shirt forms the head of a prehistoric creature when one elbow is crossed over the other
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power