Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Strawberry Planter
Know somebody who doesn’t care to receive the typical bouquet of flowers? Try this then.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Hand Fitness Trainer
A recipient of the prestigious Medical Design Excellence Award, this is the hand fitness trainer that can slow the progression of osteoarthritis and mitigate the effects of repetitive-motion injuries in the hands.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
PDGA Approved Disc Golf
This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association
iNecklace
Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Total Body Support Pillow
Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.