I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Goatee Shaving Template
Have the perfect goatee all the time.
Clear Lighted Skateboards
Ride the wave of joy with these LED lighted skateboards
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Beer Bottle Ring Opener
Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Magnetic Decision Maker
Have a hard time deciding what to do? No need to decide anything on your own any longer with the decision maker to do it for you.
Army Men Candles
A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Shot Glass Roulette – Drinking Game
Add excitement to your home with this fun shot glass game set. It includes a game board, 16 shot glasses and 2 balls.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Tetris Constructible Desk Lamp Light
The Tetris Constructible Light is an interlocking light with 7 interlocking pieces
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle
Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Halloween Light Switch Cover
These light switch covers are the perfect addition to any room of your home.
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
iCrayon Stylus Pen
iCrayon Stylus Pen, perfect for drawing on Tablets
Wobble Chess Set
This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Super-Sized David Statue
David of 21 century
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Endangered Species Erasers
Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time
Running & Fitness Workout Belt
No need to worry about misplacing all your valuables when working out, keep everything by your side.
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Hat With Built-In Removable Headphones
A great gift that keeps you warm and lets you enjoy your favourite tunes.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Water And Light Show Sprinkler
This is the sprinkler that casts a color-changing spray, transforming a lawn into an effervescent water and light show.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
The Page Illuminating Cordless Magnifier
This is the tabletop magnifier that illuminates an entire page without being tethered to a power cord.
Pillow Universal TV Remote Control
The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference – its also a remote control
