69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Carpet Skates

Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.

Toe Aligning Foot Gloves

These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.

Corn Dog Maker

Bake carnival-style corn dogs, cheese on a stick, pizza on a stick, snickers on a stick and more

Five Finger Shoes

Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror for safe driving

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Runaway Alarm Clock

Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!

Faceless Watch

This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

LED Matrix Watch

This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.

Credit Card sized Survival Kit

Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.

Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses

Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Finger Swipe Headphones

These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.

Electric Twinkie Maker

Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

Home Theater Blackout Drapes

These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.

Pool Couch

The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two

Metal Chain Wine Stand

Use the magic chain to proudly show your wine anywhere

Oversized Gear Clock

Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Large Electronic Pet Door

Engineered for performance, design, value and extreme reliability

Pirate Ski Mask

Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

Bean Bag Pool Float

This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet

Put an end to that all too common phrase Why isn’t there a bottle opener stuck to this fridge?

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Beer Koozie Mittens

Keep your hands warm while you enjoy your beer

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

Outdoor Light Up Cubes

Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard

Bigfoot Statue

When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue

Baby Shark Costume

Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Star Wars Chewbacca Backpack

Wear your love for Star Wars right on your back!

Paperless Scratch Pad

This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers

Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner

Zombie Pencil Holder

Did you know that some zombies have a real head for business

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Underwater Pool Chairs

The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Cake Pops Maker

Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot

This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”

Heated Gloves

Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Hot Potato Game

Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.

Colored Flame Candles

Give the birthday cake a special touch with these candles that burn with colored flames

The Cyclist’s Virtual Safety Lane

This is the device that mounts to a bicycle’s seat post and projects two 5-milliwat red lasers onto the ground, generating a virtual bicycle lane.

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

eReader Book Cover

Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Classic Desktop Slide Viewer

This is the classic desktop slide viewer that allows you to easily preview up to 36 slides.

Batman Snuggie Blanket

Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.