Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Facebook Style Like and Dislike Stamps
Self-inking stamps good for up to 5,000 assertions Cardboard packaging measures 6.5 (H) x 7.5 (W) x 1.3 (D) Each stamp is approximately 3 (H) x 2.5 (W) x 1.5 (D) The Like & Dislike Stamps come as a set In collaboration with Nation Studio UK
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Mini Pool Table
Love playing pool, but don’t have the space or money for a table? This solves that.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Outdoor Heated Cat Shelter
This is the only outdoor cat shelter with an integrated heater that keeps felines warm and comfy in cool temperatures.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.