Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
Lie Detector Game
Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Butter Slice Cutter
The one-click butter cutter holds and slices butter into pats with just a squeeze
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Self Stirring Mug
Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?