I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Portable Wireless Outdoor Speaker
Take your music anywhere
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Royal Family Tea Bag Gift Set
These are the tea bags if you’d like to drink tea with the royalty. Make sure to maintain eye contact as you sip.
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Remote Controlled Adjustable Mattress Wedge
This is the bed wedge that with the touch of a button allows you to adjust the incline of your mattress to your preferred angle of comfort.
The Only Whole House Weather Alert System
A weather alert system that provides alarms for multiple rooms in a house. Dorothy really could’ve used one of these.
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Toe Aligning Foot Gloves
These are the socks that have separate toe pockets and gentle arch compression to help realign toes and reduce foot pain.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Hand Saw Cake Cutter
Table saw is the perfect accessory for your kitchen tool belt
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Iceless Cooler
A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.
Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler
This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Portable Amplifier for your iPhone
Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.
I Am Busy Towel
This oversized terry towel features ‘I AM BUSY’ artwork
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
LED Lights Faucet Sprayer Nozzle
This no battery needed lighted faucet lights up the water based on temperature. Nothing short of amazing.
Remote Control Tarantula
Scare the life out of your fellow arachnophobe friends
Hot Potato Game
Make sure you’re not the one left holding this ball when time’s up or you’ll be shocked.
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Large Radio Control Mario Kart
Take the controls of a real Mario Kart! Experience all the excitement of Mario Kart racing just about anywhere
CSB Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain
Tired of chasing your cat and/or dog away from the toilet? Well no need to with this water bowl that’s in the shape of a toilet.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Color Changing Grip Tape
Candy Grip is the worlds first color changing grip tape for skateboards
Murder Mystery Party Game
The perfect gift for those that enjoy entertaining.
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket
Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly
Health and Mana Earrings
Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.
WaterBOB Emergency Drinking Water Storage
The WaterBOB is a water containment system that holds up to 100 gallons of fresh drinking water in virtually any bathtub
Baby Shark Costume
Dress your baby as a scary but adorable shark
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Blue LED Lighted Umbrella
Make your way through those dark rainy nights in safety and style!
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Do-It-Yourself Micro Brewery Kit
This kit includes two of our most popular beer mixes and the 2-gallon fermenter
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Mini Scarecrow Statue
Mini Scarecrow Statue for your yard
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Ice Mold Shot Glasses
Perfect to make sure your shots stay cold
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Star Wars AT-AT Bookends
Bring home the terrifying metal behemoths of Star Wars
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
