I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Portable Propane Coffeemaker
Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.
Total Body Support Pillow
Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Home Theater Blackout Drapes
These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
World’s Largest Jigsaw Puzzle
Measuring over 17′ long and 6′ wide, this is the world’s largest jigsaw puzzle.
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Battery Shaped Salt and Pepper Set
Power up your bland meals with these battery styled salt and pepper shakers
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Halloween Car Decal
Spook up your vehicle with this car decal.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Halloween Greeting Cards
Get your Halloween party started by sending out your invites on these spooky cards.
Indoor Outdoor Mini Golf Course
This is the mini-golf course that sets up indoors or outdoors to challenge players with a variety of obstacles.
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
Light Up Bra
Light Up Bras are perfect for Festivals and Shows and makes one stand out at the pool party
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Nothing a Gift of Nothing
A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
Master Roshi fans – it’s the Dragon Ball Z Kame Symbol Orange Zip-Up Hoodie!
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Genuine Leather iPhone Book Case
Enclose your iPhone in this beautiful Leather Book Case
One Trip Grocery Bag Holder
One Trip Grip locks bags together. Ergonomic design makes heavy bag carry, easy with soft grip.
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Vacuum Cleaning Robot
The perfect gift for those that are too busy or too lazy to vacuum.
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Natural Himalayan Salt Crystal Candle Holder
This unique salt candle holder is made from Natural Himalayan salt crystals hand mined in the Himalayan Mountains. Once lit the candle holder will emit a calming Amber color.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Moon Room Light
Cool lighting for your room
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Bean Bag Pool Float
This one of a kind swimming pool float really pampers you
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
iPhone Controlled Musical Mercedes SLS
This is the iPhone controlled Mercedes SLS that enables a smartphone’s personal soundtrack to accompany luxury grand tours.
Moving Wick Flameless Peach Wax Candle
Moving Wick Flicker Candle with timer and a remote. Smooth Wax with a wavy edge for most realistic effect
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Giant Monopoly Game
This is the giant-sized Monopoly game that includes playing pieces 150% their normal size and an oversized board.
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
