Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Total Body Support Pillow
Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Surprise Soaker Slide
This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Fire Coloring Kit
Just a few shakes of our Rainbow Flame Crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.