I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Basketball Beer Pong
Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Grandparent Life Story Frame
Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.
Cold Drip Maker
This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Face Down Lounger
Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer
This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Flame Top Pizza Stone
Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar
The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Basketball Ball Return Trainer
Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you
Mobile Theatre Video Glasses
Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers
Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
Star Wars Darth Vader Costume
Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?
Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies
These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Puzzle Jewelry Box
Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.
Ice Cube Sticks Tray
Easily fit ice into your bottles
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Hanging Tent
A great place for a duo to dwell in
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Shot Glass Checkers Set
Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
T-Rex Staple Remover
Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block
Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves
Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.
Christmas Pet Sneakers
Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.
Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float
This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Color Changing Pillow
Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.
Pizza Circular Saw
Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels
Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set
This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers
Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans
Stay Out Of My Room Alarm
This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.
Wake Up Light
Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning
I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages
Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
