Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Sword Umbrella
broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Coffee Table Footrest
This is the cushion that provides a comfortable place to rest one’s feet on a coffee table without marring its surface.
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Lego Halloween Pumpkin
Like pumpkins, but not the mess and smell that comes along with them? Makes a great toy too.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Iceless Cooler
A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches
This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Home Theater Blackout Drapes
These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.