Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Nerf Sniper Rifle
With this awesome, air-powered dart blaster, a long shot is a good thing!
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Air Shark
These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
iPad Adjustable Floor Stand
This is the iPad floor stand that telescopes, tilts, and swivels to hold the device at any position for optimal comfort.
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
TriArch LED Watch
This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.
Rapid Reload Double Marshmallow Blaster
Marking an escalation in confectionary conflagration, this is the blaster that pelts targets with two barrels-full of plump, harmless marshmallows up to 30′ away.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers