I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
12 Gauge Shot Glasses
A shot glass with a bang!
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Pet Umbrella
Pet Umbrella with Built in Leash
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Giant 40″ Personalized Soccer Ball
This is the 40″ soccer ball inscribed with a personal message for a young soccer fan.
Giant Jenga Blocks
A superb giant-sized version of this popular indoor game
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Dog Activated Outdoor Fountain
This is the outdoor pet fountain that automatically dispenses water when a dog is present.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear
This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Portable Shower Bag
Shower on the go, perfect for camping
Bamboo Handcrafted Keyboard
A revolutionary new keyboard that is expressly created with the eco-conscious consumer in mind
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Tornado Cocktail Mixer
Mix cocktails at the touch of a button with this new Tornado Electric Mixer
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Office Mood and Message Cards
We’re all stuck in our boring jobs, so why not have a bit of a giggle while doing it. Display these mood and message cards at your office and you’ll surely lighten the mood all around.
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Superman Dog Costume
Dress up your little furry friend
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds
Polar Bear Ice Cube Molds for your drinks
Samurai Sword Chopsticks
Innovative and fun! Add spice to your ordinary kitchen table with Japanese Sword Chop Sticks
Reusable Screen Cleaner
Get all those pesky fingerprints and smudges off your touchscreen devices.
Lazy Glasses
Enjoy Reading in Bed or Watching TV While Reclining
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Zombie Head Cookie Jar
Delicious chocolate chips braiinnnz
Bigfoot Statue
When you cant find the real deal for your back yard, get the next best thing with the Bigfoot the Yeti Garden Statue
Glass Skull Drinking Cup
Presenting a beer glass worthy of Blackbeard the pirate himself
Giant Sleeping Bag
Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Height Increase Insoles
Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Upside Down Beer Bottle Glass
Drink your beer upside down with this upside down beer bottle glass
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
Bottle Opener Remote Control
At last – the universal remote control is a gift one can give
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Star Wars Bath Robe
Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!
Smart Phone App Magnets
Use these cool magnets on your fridge
Mobile Theatre Video Glasses
Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.
Modern Flip Down Clock
Retro Flip Down Clock – Internal Gear Operated
Cake-Sicle Cooking Pan
Cake-sicle pan bakes 8 mini cakes at a time. Just slip in a stick and start decorating!
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
Outdoor Light Up Cubes
Wonderful addition to your patio or backyard
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
