69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Electronic Dictionary Bookmark

Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.

Wall-Mounted Turntable

Wall-Mounted Turntable Plays Records Vertically

Fireworks Light Show Projector

This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.

Starry Night Socks

Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh

Better Sleep Pillow

Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow

Hooded Pillowcase

Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Time Machine Table Clock

Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

The Cookie Dipper

Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Remote Controlled Rolling Beverage Cooler

This amusing remote-controlled cooler can roll across a patio, rug, or kitchen floor to deliver a well-timed beverage to parched party guests.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Battleship USB Hub

Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports

Thai Technique Back Massager

This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Glow In The Dark Sand

Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows

My Family Cookbook

Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.

Collage Fridge Magnet

Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Light Up Tactical Knife

Light Up Tactical Knife so you can see what you’re cutting

Long Reach Lotion Applicator

This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.

Water Squirting Remote Controlled Car

This is the remote controlled 1:14 scale SUV with a built-in water gun that splashes targets up to 15′ away.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Super Mario Koopa Shell Backpack

This plush is from the hit and classic video game series, Mario Brothers

Glow In The Dark Dog Ball

have more fun with your furry friend

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table

Tailgate Folding Wooden Picnic Table takes impromptu seating to the next level

Handyman’s Toolbox Gift Basket

A great basket of treats for any handyman in your life.

Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold

From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace

Ghostbusters Trap Replica

Start your very own ghoul capturing service with help from the Ghostbusters trap replica

Height Increase Insoles

Want to be taller? Most of us do. An answer to our problems.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Stick Table Lamp

Sick of those boring, everyday table lamps that you find in everyone’s home? Not a problem with this lamp.

Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa

Even Santa has his own personalized china.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest

Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet

Star Wars Bath Robe

Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Gowns are here!

Ham Dogger Sausage Mold

Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger

Bulletproof Clipboard

The perfect gift for that hated person in your office.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Endangered Species Erasers

Large, detailed animal erasers provide fun for your desk and help endangered species at the same time

Rechargeable Illuminating Wrenches

This is the wrench set with built-in LEDs that provide directional light without wires, hot bulbs, or an assistant to hold a flashlight.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Shower Hat for Babies

Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

LEGO Taj Mahal

Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe

Solar Powered Fan Hat

Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.

Portable Propane Coffeemaker

Get your coffee fix, regardless if you’re in the middle of the forest.

Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover

Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover

Handgun Egg Frying Mold

Shape your eggs like a gun. Also works great with pancakes and as a cookie cutter

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Surprise Soaker Slide

This is the horizontal water slide that surprises riders with a bucket full of water that drenches them from above.

Water Dumbbells

Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater

World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit

Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.

Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Like ice cream? Who doesn’t? Make ice cream sandwiches at home.

Pocket Chainsaw

A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??

Noise Reducing Drapes

These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Vertical Chess Set

This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.

LED Drink Coasters

Philips Lumiware color changing weatherproof, rechargeable color changing coasters.