Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
80’s Retro iPhone Case
This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
Superior Comfort Bed Lounger
This soft yet structured lounger offers superior back support, and its adjustable headrest automatically follows your head’s normal movements for increased neck support.
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Mystical Fire – 2 Packs
Adds a colourful touch to your outdoor fires. Enjoy a little extra entertainment with coloured flames.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.