69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Spider Mouse with Clear Background

Computer mouse with real spider in it

Plasma Night Light

with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show

Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron

This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.

Mini Glass Fireplace

Portable Mini Glass Fireplace to add class and romance to your living room

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Hand Crank Phone Charger

Give yourself a power boost

Learn To Play Banjo

This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.

The Thunderclap Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

DIY Drinking Straw Glasses

Fun party straws that you can wear like glasses while you sip on your drink.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Transformer USB Drive

Exquisitely designed transformer 4GB flash drive

Floating Bookshelves

For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books

R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock

This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.

Super Mario Chess

Super Mario Collector’s Edition Chess Game

Zombie Creation Kit

Create one or several interchangeable classes of fully-poseable zombies

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Pen Cap Eating Utensils

Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?

GloFish Shangri-La

This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.

Shark Sleeping Bag

It’s a stuffed toy! It’s a sleeping bag. IT’S A SHARK!

Car Holder Stand

Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Hand Shovels

These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron

Scary Shower Curtain

This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.

Glow-In-The-Dark Gift Bags

Okay, so now all you need is something awesome to put in these neat bags.

Erupting Volcano Lamp

Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch

All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men

The perfect gift for any man who needs a little pampering and the great this about these products is they’re all natural.

Tentacle Wall Decal

The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper

Robot Pencil Sharpener & Walking Robot

Get a bit of entertainment while sharpening your pencil. This robot pencil sharpener walks a bit after you sharpen your pencil.

Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light

Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Crystal Skull Shotglass

The crystal skull shot glass for wicked parties

Solar Pool Heating Rings

These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2

Finger Food Utensils

Finger Food Utensils to avoid getting messy

Perfect Position Laptop Stand

This is the laptop stand that adjusts to 72 different positions to provide a customized workstation.

Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set

Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.

Neck Massager

Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.

Wall Clock With Hidden Safe

Keep your valuables hidden in this wall clock safe. Perfect for every room in your home and office.

R2-D2 Trash Can

Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Butt Face Towel

Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Bamboo Calculator

Crunch numbers in style with this calculator made from bamboo.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

Jewelry Holder Tree

Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree

Waterproof Socks

These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30

Illuminated Fish Bots

These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.

Doctor Who Travel Mug

Dr. Who Tradis 16oz Travel Mug. A perfect gift for a Dr. Who fan!

Leather Beer Holster

Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Giant Sleeping Bag

Get busy on your camping trips easier, with this giant sleeping bag.

Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon

Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.

Mini Talking Chewie

This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Personalized Sleeping Bag

With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.

Warm Big Feet Slippers

Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.

Mirror Wiper

Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom

Tennis Ball Launcher

sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out

Origami Clock

This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.

Ouchlets Outlet Covers

Keep your plugs safe with these whimsically designed outlet covers.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Cat DJ Scratching Deck

Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try