Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Home Theater Blackout Drapes
These are the drapes that create a true theater-going atmosphere in a living room or media room by blocking distracting light and noise.
World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano
Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.
iPad Pocket Projector
This is the pocket-sized projector that connects directly to an iPad to instantly display enlarged views of photos, movies, and presentations.
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
40 Inch Foldable Photo Studio
This complete tabletop photo studio provides clean backgrounds and optimal lighting, allowing you to create studio-quality shots at home.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Starry Night Socks
Show the world how you light up the night sky with these wonderful socks inspired by master painter Vincent Van Gogh
Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker
This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Modern Style Ashtray
This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!