I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Personalized Bottle Openers
These hand crafted bottle openers by a local talented artist make a special gift for a beer lover!
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Spooky Halloween Yard Scene
A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.
Mini Cottage Incense Burner
A cement made cottage incense house
Magic Wand Salt Pepper Shakers
Cast a magic spell of added flavor onto your unseasoned dinner
Complete New York Times Of Your Birth Date
This is the reproduction of the The New York Times that printed on the day you were born, or any other date.
Giant Mardi Gras Beads
Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Paperless Scratch Pad
This is the electronic memo board that erases at the touch of a button without the messiness of a dry-erase board.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light
this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.
Giant Earbud Speakers
Giant Earbud Speakers for style
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Flying Alarm Clock
Tired of sleeping in when you press your snooze button? This alarm clock prevents that.
Air Shark
These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.
Glow In The Dark Dog Ball
have more fun with your furry friend
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Cat DJ Scratching Deck
Cats are natural DJs and this item proves it. Give it a try
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
Amplifier Fridge
Marshall Amplifier Fridge, Cool way for a rock star to store beers
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Mirror Wiper
Helps wipe foggy mirrors in your bahroom
Sandless Beach Tote
Made from material developed for military use, this is the beach tote that is impossible to fill with sand.
iPhone Movie Projector
Now you can run a home theater on the go and charge $8 for popcorn
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Magazine Cover Mirror
Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?
Secret Stash Container Bolt
Hide your valuables safely in this secret bolt
Flexible Surge Protector
Protect your electronics with this flexible surge protector
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
Paracord Bracelet With Fire Starter
For survival enthusiasts
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Self Sustaining Aquatic Ecosystem
Own this amazing self sustaining world and observe life in it
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Measuring Tape Toilet Paper Roll
Does size matter? There
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster
Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Glow In Dark Spit Balls
Have fun with these glow in dark spit balls!
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Bicycle Rearview Camera
This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Adjustable Laptop Stand for Bed or Couch
This stand makes using a laptop in bed or a on a couch very comfortable. It’s flexible and allows to be positioned in any supporting direction.
YouTube Video Shower Curtain
Pretend that you are online and show off all your talent! Make your own famous meme on each showered and surprise your imaginary audience.
Halloween Garden Gnome
The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.
Roll Up Piano
Portable Roll Up Piano Keyboard. Be the life of ANY party with this roll up keyboard!
Inflatable Back Pillow
Inflatable back wedge in blue
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
