Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Staircase Basket
Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain
Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Beer Keg Stool
Spice up your bar, gameroom or man cave with the Keg Stool
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
Truck Tent
A great gift for anyone who love to camp, just not on the ground.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Personalized Backyard Ice Rink
This kit provides all of the materials, instruction, and paint for building a backyard skating rink personalized with a painted ice surface.