Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
The Tubtanic Bath Plug is a hilarious bathroom accessory that will look like a miniature scene from the Titanic movie
Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle
Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Leaf Thermometer
These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Lie Detector Game
Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
Voice Communicating Ski Goggles
These are the patented ski goggles with a built-in wireless intercom that allows skiers to speak to each other during a day of schussing.
Neck Massager
Stay super relaxed with all the neck massages your heart desires.
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
The World’s Thinnest Calendar Watch
Measuring only 1/4″ (0.2590″) thick, this is the world’s thinnest calendar wristwatch. The watch face fits comfortably under mens’ sleeves and gloves, and it weighs merely one ounce, so you’ll hardly know you’re wearing it.
Compact Elliptical Trainer
This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.
Heated Gloves
Keep your hands warm and dry with these heated gloves.
Slip On Shoe Shields
These are the shoe shields that slip over footwear, keeping shoes clean when used outdoors or keeping floors clean when used indoors.
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Butt Face Towel
Have a hard time distinguishing between what towel you use for your face and which one you use for your butt? Well worry no more with this butt and face towel.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!