I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Laser Projector Lamp
Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Flip Up Keyboard Organizer
Organize your desk without cluttering it with storage shelves
Drunk Ambigram Shot Glasses
Upright the glass says Drink. Upturned it says drunk.
Color Changing Wireless Speaker
Experience a world of technicolor tunes with the color changing wireless speaker
Waterproof LED Strip light
Decorating your house? Dorm room? Patio? LED lights will light up the area and the general atmosphere.
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Tennis Ball Launcher
sling shot designed to shoot a tennis ball over 200 feet, hands free pick up, no more touching slimy balls or throwing your shoiulder out
Flexible Shatterproof Wine Glasses
Enjoy wine and never worry about shattering your glass after a few too many.
Dirty Diaper Survival Kit
The perfect gift for new parents. Protect yourself against those pesky dirty diapers.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men is an innovatively designed cookie cutter set
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Roll Up Electronic Keyboard
Get your party on wherever you are. Bust out a tune and get the whole place in the mood.
Device Charging Business Case
This is the business case that charges an iPhone, iPad, or any USB-powered mobile device.
iNecklace
Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs
Beer For Dogs
Beefy Brown Ale!
Health and Mana Earrings
Now these are for the ULTIMATE gamer fan!! The potion bottles are made of glass with a sealed cork.
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet
Defusable Bomb Alarm Clock
Have fun waking up
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Pack Of Chewing Gum Lighter
Mini and Slim, refillable and using standard lighter gas
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Heated Shaving Lather Dispenser
This is the heated lather machine that dispenses warm shaving cream or gel to enable a closer, more comfortable shave.
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Gold Bar Door Stop
What does Donald Trump do when the office gets too stuffy? Surely the only logical solution is to hold the door open with a gold bar
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack
Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack
Skateboard Mirror
Stylish mirror for skateboarding enthusiasts
Monopoly The Nightmare Before Christmas
Playing Monopoly has never been so much fun and gets you in the Christmas spirit.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Penis Shaped Egg Fryer
Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Kink Proof Garden Hose
Tired of losing water pressure when your hose tangles? That won’t happen with this hose.
Credit Card sized Survival Kit
Small and convenient tool set to take wherever you go.
Great White Shark Socks
Cool looking Great White Shark Socks
Floor Protecting Gym Mat
This is the non-slip gym mat that bears the brunt of impacts created by home exercise equipment to protect floors from damage.
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
Metal Robot USB Thumb Drive
When it comes to file storage, you want something as reliable as your favorite lovable robot
The Best Commuter Cup
The spill-proof lid springs open with the touch of a button – staying out of the way as you drink – and its handleless, slim design fits in a car’s cup holder.
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Finger Swipe Headphones
These are the wireless Bluetooth headphones that are controlled with the swipe of a finger.
Hands Free iPad Stand
Watch movies or read books hands free on your iPad while you lie down on your bed
Runaway Alarm Clock
Never over-sleep again! Clocky is the alarm clock on wheels that runs away beeping!
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
