Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Cat’s Phantom Mouse Teaser
This is the cat toy that entertains and exercises felines by encouraging them to stalk an elusive “mouse” scurrying beneath a fabric skirt.
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Subzero Warm Breath Mask
This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Zombie Beanie
Zombie Beanie. A Fun stocking style cap for Halloween!
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Solar Touch Keyhole Light
Place the light above the keyhole on your entry door, or use it on your shed, greenhouse, or garage door
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Bed Fan
The Bed Fan delivers a cool breeze between the sheets without AC costs
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
Compact Key Holder
This neat little gadgets allows you to store your keys in your pocket again.
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
GloFish Shangri-La
This is the aquarium that uses blue light and specialty plants and gravel to enhance the color and shine of fluorescent fish.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Ice Cream Cookie Bowl Mold
Create edible cookie bowls for your favorite treats. Durable nonstock pans clean up easily in the dishwasher
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Beer Chiller
Tired of waiting for your beer to get cold? Pop in one of these beer chillers and then chug away.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.