Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror
This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Illuminated Flexible Skateboard
Named among the top 25 Toys of the Year by Parenting Magazine, this is the skateboard that illuminates its responsive translucent deck such that at night it looks like the rider is hovering in mid-air.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Honey Badger Notepad
A must have for all those that don’t give a sh*t. Great for home or at the office.
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Beer Savers
Tired of throwing out precious beer? Use this cap to keep your beer fresh for a later time.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Chalkboard Paint
Convert any wall into a chalkboard. Let the kids draw or sketch your to do list on the wall yourself
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Sexy Apron
Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
Beer Holster
When you’re ready to wage war on thirst (and possibly sobriety) the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack is the only beer holder gear you’ll need
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Cotton Candy Machine
Hard Candy/Sugar Free Cotton Candy Maker transforms your favorite hard candies into fluffy, melt-in-your-mouth cotton candy
Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle
Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.