Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
USB Computer Fan
ARCTIC Breeze Mobile is a portable USB-powered cooling fan that brings you pleasant cool breeze for your personal space
Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Give your meat a punch! Get out that pent-up aggression while preparing your meat with this cool Kuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Motorized Stunt Kite
This is the first stunt kite that uses a remote-controlled gimbaled propeller to execute a variety of aerial maneuvers.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Wearable Mosquito Net
This is the lightweight shirt and head covering made from fine 1.2-mm netting that shields the skin from mosquitoes without the use of harmful and malodorous chemicals.
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy
Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.
Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer
Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.
Replica Portal Gun
One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Solar Pool Heating Rings
These are the floating rings that harness the power of sunlight to raise the temperature of an average-sized pool by up to 4 1/2
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Floating Bookshelves
For an ultra-minimal look, the Conceal bookshelf from Umbra mounts to the wall and becomes invisible behind a stack of books
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Five Finger Knife Set
Five Finger Fillet Steak Set with Black Base and silver Hand includes holder and 5 S/S knives
Solar Charging iPad Case
This is the solar-powered case with an integrated battery that provides up to 10 days of use of an iPad without the need for a charge.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock
Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Convertible Billiards Table
Functional and with a timeless modern design, the Fusion table offers generous dimensions for relaxed dining with family or friends
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?