I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Glowing Portable Night Globes
Kids will beg you to turn off the lights because that’s when Glo really shines.
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2
Voice Remote Controlled R2-D2 that understands commands
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
This is the rear view mirror used by police officers and professional racecar drivers to eliminate blind spots.
Pocket Chainsaw
A chainsaw that fits in your pocket??
Digital Peephole Viewer
Get a good look at who’s at your door before letting them in.
Virtual Infrared Keyboard
The Magic Cube is a projection keyboard and multi-touch mouse, all in one easy-to-use product
Scoop and Stack Ice Cream Scooper
Scoop and stack your ice cream with this smart scooper
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Wall Mounted Shoe Rack
Need some extra floor space?
Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses
Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Bonsai Mini Forest
Get an exciting mini redwood forest going. Bonsai is fun!
Traveler’s Bed Bug Thwarting Sleeping Cocoon
Sleep with bugs! This portable sleeping cocoon is made specially from woven fabric that is impervious to bed bugs.
Christmas Plate and Milk Bottle For Santa
Even Santa has his own personalized china.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Melting Clock
Whether or not you are a big fan of Salvador Dal
Christmas Morning Breakfast Gift Basket
Start Christmas morning off wonderfully, with everything you need for a delicious breakfast.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Stylish Mini Hard Drive USB Drive
Millennium Falcon Chocolate Mold
From a galaxy far, far away this Kotobukiya silicon Millennium Falcon mold comes blasting in from Hyperspace
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin
Hand Crank Phone Charger
Give yourself a power boost
Darth Vader Macbook Decal
Style your MacBook with this Darth Vader sticker
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Glow In The Dark Nail Polish
This gorgeous new Glow in the Dark colored nail polish will ignite your nails with a sexy, sultry glow!
Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player
At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Army Men Candles
A perfect addition to your child’s birthday cake or cupcake
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Color Changing Showerhead
Turn your shower into a private wellness oasis!
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Dragon Skull Incense Burner
Quality designer resin construction
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Tangle Free Dual Dog Leash
This is the patented leash that lets a pet owner walk two dogs without their lines becoming snarled.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Spy Radio Controlled Plane with Video
This remote controlled plane with video provides hours of unsurpassed entertainment.
