Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
This is the R2-D2 alarm clock that projects the time and wakes you with his unique beeps and whistles from the Star Wars saga.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
Novice To Expert Yo Yo Collection
These are the yo-yos that progress with a yo-yo-ist’s ability, from basic tricks like “walk the dog” through advanced moves like “shoot the moon.”
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Warm Big Feet Slippers
Stay warm with these big feet slippers while you convince everyone that you are part bigfoot.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
Clipping Capture Nail Trimmer
This strong but gentle fingernail clipper has an internal compartment that captures all clippings so there is never any mess left behind.
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
iNecklace
Get noticed with this unique iNecklace. It breaths just like computer power LEDs
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
The Sound Oasis Pillow Speakers
These are the pillow speakers that play soothing sounds from The Authentic Sound Oasis Machine without disturbing a sleeping partner.
LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder
This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Magnetic Nail Holder
The Thumbsaver helps with nearly any job, from fine trim or craft work to the largest framing jobs, building fences, decks, and installing joist hangers
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle
Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Hugg-a-Planet
Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
R-Rated Talking Ted Plushie
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.