I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss
Glow In The Dark Lip Gloss 4-Piece Set for the ultimate night life experience
Night Vision Camera Watch
This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
Dead Fred Pen Holder
You know you can’t stab your boss so why not just take it out on Fred?
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Outdoor Folding Loveseat
This is the patio loveseat for two adults that folds for easy portability and storage.
DIY Ice Cream Maker
Professional-quality soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet and sherbet is now available right at home
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Finger Food Plates
Ever been at a party and wondered how you’ll balance you wine glass, hors d’oeuvres and scintillating conversation all at the same time?
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Wipe Off Fluorescent Art Easel
This is the children’s erasable art easel with an illuminated plastic drawing screen similar to the ones used by restaurants for displaying daily menus.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Dollar Stacks Wallet
Have your wallet look like a stack of cold hard cash
Long Reach Lotion Applicator
This is the applicator that stores lotion and applies it to hard-to-reach areas.
Concentric Circles Watch
This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Electronic Dictionary Bookmark
Don’t waste your time with going to find your dictionary, with this bookmark you have it right at your fingertips.
Illumicube
This clear acrylic cube is filled with 64 multi-colored LEDs that systematically illuminate in millions of different combinations, producing a mesmerizing light show.
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
T-Rex Trophy Wall Sculpture
Display your trophy from Jurassic park hunting trip
Shower Hat for Babies
Wash your baby’s hair with ease. No more tears from soap getting in their eyes. A must have for everyone with young children.
Shaving Blade Sharpener
Stop tossing your blades, sharpen them and extend their use
The iPad To Foosball Table Converter
This is the only foosball table that enables classic, rod-spinning ball-banking gameplay on the iPad.
Love 3D Printed Rotating Heart Gear
This lovely 3D printed heart with rotating gears will make a great Valentine’s or Anniversary gift!
Car Holder Stand
Sick of misplacing important items when you get in your car? Anyone with a car will appreciate this.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)
While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.
Dust Mopping Slippers
Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Vertical Chess Set
Play chess standing up with this Vertical Chess Set
Toilet Seat Lifter
Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Star Wars Sith Bathrobe
Star Wars Darth Vaders Galactic Empire Men’s Dressing Gown
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.
Blackout Watch
This is the watch with an entirely black face that displays the time with red LEDs with the press of a button.
DIY Bouncing Ball Kit
Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Walker’s Path Illuminating Belt
This is the hands-free safety light for walkers and runners that is worn comfortably around the waist to illuminate the path ahead.
Glowing Beer Pong
Sick of playing the standard beer pong drinking game? Make the game more interesting.
New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page
This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.
Eau De Playdoh (Cologne)
Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Faceless Watch
This is the watch that tells time with LEDs built into the band. Blending seamlessly into the watch’s stainless steel links, the four disguised LED sets are only detected when they illuminate to form 1/2″ H digital numbers at the press of a button.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Wooden Desktop Warfare Ballista
Protect your desk or cubicle with this ballista
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
World’s Easiest Diet Gag Gift Kit
Know someone who’s gone on a diet? Then why not give them a hand with this unique fork and spoon set.
Electric Wine Opener
Provides perfect worm insertion and rapid, effortless cork removal.
Organic and Natural Skin and Hair Care Set
Shower someone or yourself with this luxurious skin and hair care set, made from organic and 100% natural ingredients.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
