69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Dragon Toilet Paper Holder

Dragon shaped toilet paper holder

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Blacklight Sensitive UV Bubbles

Amazing Tekno Bubbles, These bubble glow under a UV light

Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock

Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella

Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.

Beer Bottle Ring Opener

Tired of never being able to find a bottle opener? You’ll never have to look again

Portable Amplifier for your iPhone

Turn your iPhone 4 into a glorious speakerphone.

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Penis Shaped Egg Fryer

Make some kinky cuisine! The Penis Shaped Egg Fryer is non-stick. Eggciting!

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster

Get Shit Done Motivational Poster to get you motivated

Shatterproof Over The Door Mirror

This is the full-length shatterproof mirror that installs over a door in seconds without drilling holes, pounding nails, or applying messy adhesives.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

BBQ Meatball Grilling Basket

Imagine cooking meatballs on the grill, keeping them in one-piece and cooking them evenly

Waterproof Notepad

Write anywhere and do not worry about wetting your notes

DIY Bouncing Ball Kit

Ever wanted to make your own bouncy balls? This kit will allow you to do just that.

Dual Backpack Drink Dispenser

Now you can make sure everyone’s drinks are full

Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap

Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

LED Flashlight Credit Card Holder

This is the credit card holder with a built-in LED flashlight. Ideal for illuminating keyholes or a menu, the LED is activated with a press of a countersunk button.

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Turkish Shower Wrap (Men’s)

While most towels come loose easily and must be constantly re-tied around the body, these wraps fasten securely with snaps, making them ideal for the home, sauna, spa, or gym.

hand Crank LED Flashlight

This wonderful little flashlight will come in handy during power outages or camping/outdoor adventures. It does not need batteries and is solely human powered.

Modern Style Ashtray

This concrete tray is divided into 3 rooms, giving heavy smokers more choice of space to smoke

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

The Nose Shower Gel Dispenser is a wacky, gross and funny addition to any bathroom

Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Stylish Nine Millimeter Bullet Ear Buds

Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker

This ice cream maker produces 1 1/2 qts. of soft serve ice cream, yogurt, sorbet, or sherbet in 35 minutes without the need for chemicals, salt, or ice, and allows you to mix your own toppings.

Heated Stadium Seat

This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.

Metal Horse Watering Can

Now you can say that a horse waters your flowers and not be lying.

Doggie Pedal Water Fountain

Provide a continuous flow of drinking water to your dog even when you are busy

Whiskey Stone Shot Glasses

Cooling whiskey from the outside in, rather than from the inside out

Camera Tripod With Wheels

Great for anyone who enjoys photography, either as a past time or profession.

Gnome With A Gun– Military Gnome– Funny Garden Gnome!!

Have your garden guarded from all those pesky critters by this military gnome. The perfect addition to any garden or yard.

Envelope X-Ray Spray

Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.

Compact Shade Shelter

No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.

Glow Chess Set

Snuggle into bed with your partner, dim the lights and play chess! What did you think I was going to say?

Copy And Paste Twin Shirts

For geeky parents with twins

Ghostbusters Proton Backpack

Licensed Ghostbusters merchandise. Ghostbusters: Proton Pack Backpack

Snap Together Circuits Light Show

This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.

Nintendo Controller Wallet

Nintendo Entertainment System NES Retro Controller Bifold Wallet

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Parody Scented Candles

These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!

Lie Detector Game

Curious if that special someone is keeping secrets? Hook them up to this lie detector and get all your answers.

TriArch LED Watch

This is the watch that displays the time by building three colorful arches of blue LEDs.

Hands Free Wine Aerator

This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Fish Shaped Fish Bowl

Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.

Sword Umbrella

broad and samurai sword umbrellas protect you from rain and keep your man ego in tact.

Orbiting Rings Watch

This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.

New York Times Of Your Birthday Front Page

This framed reproduction of the New York Times front page commemorates the day and year of your birth, or any date you prefer.

Dragon Skull Incense Burner

Quality designer resin construction

Aviva Iceberg

Never before have water activities been so fun!

Constellation Projecting Turtle Night Light

this plush turtle projects eight constellations onto a ceiling, creating a tranquil sleeping environment for children.

Subzero Warm Breath Mask

This is the fleece mask preferred by high-altitude mountaineers and Antarctic scientists because it humidifies and warms winter air for comfortable breathing.

World’s Largest Toe Tap Piano

Measuring 8′ long, this is the world’s largest dance-on piano. The 28′ sq. piano mat allows budding virtuosos to compose their own music as they dance, jump, or run on the keys.

World Of Warcraft Deluxe Latex Mask

This Orc mask is perfect for your spooky or WOW themed party

Beer Opening Sandal

Open your bees with style using these beer opening sandals

Air Shark

These are the inflatable remote-controlled shark and clownfish that swim through the air with the same graceful movements as underwater.

Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups

Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.

Night Vision Camera Watch

This is the watch that takes pictures and records video in the dark.

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

Dog Treat Maker with Decorating Kit

Make mouth-watering homemade treats for your beloved pooch

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Spooky Halloween Yard Scene

A great way to decorate your home for Halloween.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.