Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Erupting Volcano Lamp
Tame a volcano or let it tame you! These undersea volcanoes erupt colorful “lava” beads that are mesmerizing to watch
Mini Talking Chewie
This is the diminutive Chewbacca that speaks in an authentic Wookiee voice when he is hugged.
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Iceless Cooler
A perfect gift for those that enjoy the outdoors and convenience.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Any Surface Full Body Massage Pad
This is the flexible massage pad that provides relaxing, full-body massage on soft or irregular surfaces such as beds, couches, or chairs.
Hanging Cocoon
This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.
Premium Grey Suit Pajamas
Made from silk and cotton, these pajamas are going to make you feel like a million bucks when you go to sleep.
Diary of Your Life Story
Ever find yourself trying to remember a key moment in your life? Keep all your memories alive, with a diary that will be with you through it all.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Winter Cocktails
Worried you’ll be bored being stuck inside this winter? Get your drink on!
Guitar Pick Maker
Do you know someone who plays guitar and is a do it yourself kind of person? This will make the perfect gift.
Tropical Aquarium Coffee Table
This stylish and functional aquarium coffee table is perfect for home, office or your bachelor pad. It comes with everything you need except the fish.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Cat Scratch Post
Finally, a scratching post that: looks cool and does not encourage cats to scratch carpet or furniture
Batman Snuggie Blanket
Made of soft, thick, luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’s perfect for Batman fans.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
Ball Returning Soccer Trainer
This is the two-in-one soccer net that lets a player spend more time perfecting his or her game and less time retrieving balls.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Total Body Support Pillow
Providing an extraordinary level of comfort, this pillow gives optimum support for upper and lower extremities, while cushioning and maintaining proper spinal alignment no matter your sleep position.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Learn To Play Violin
This hand-carved solid wood violin and instructional CD-ROM help aspiring virtuosos learn finger placement for proper play in real time.