Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Bear Paw Meat Forks
Bear Paws are perfect for lifting hot food items from the pan to the platter
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Single Handed Barber
This is the electric hair trimmer that cuts evenly in any direction, enabling you to maintain your own closely cropped, clean-cut hairstyle.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Personal Water Filter
The perfect gift for those that like to spend time outdoors. You won’t be stuck wondering if the water is safe to drink.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Carpet Skates
Feel like skating without the ice? No need to sharpen these skates.
Shoe And Boot Dryer
Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
The Log Pillow
Now you can sleep like a log when you rest your head and neck on this log shaped pillow
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
The Thunderclap Alarm Clock
This is the alarm clock that wakes even the most stubborn sleepers with a 113-decibel ringer that’s as loud as thunder.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Food Face Dish
Make meal time fun! A great way to get picky kids eating.
Origami Clock
This is the wall clock that folds and unfolds like a dynamic origami shape as it tells time. Make an impression with this work of art that also tells time.
Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Sick of cleaning your cats litter box? With this litter box you will never have to closely breath in the stench of their poop, while cleaning their toilet.
Bicycle Rearview Camera
This is the camera system that mounts to a bicycle for providing a clear view of the road behind.
Caramel Apple Maker
This tabletop appliance makes it easy to create sticky sweet candy apples without the hassle and mess of melting caramel on a stovetop.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
Heated Stadium Seat
This patented folding stadium seat has adjustable heating elements in its bottom and back to keep you comfortably warm during sporting events, camping trips, or other outdoor activities.
Fizz Saver
Tired of your pop going flat? With this nifty gadget you’ll be able to get the bubbles back.
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Light Up Bra
Sick of your boring bras? Jazz up your lingerie collection with this light up bra.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Dragon Door Knocker
The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Noise Reducing Drapes
These are the drapes that reduce the amount of noise entering through a window by up to 40%.