Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
World’s Smallest Automatic Umbrella
Carried inconspicuously in a purse or trouser pocket, this is the smallest umbrella available that opens and closes with the push of a button.
Gift Wrapping Caddy
This is the caddy that creates an organized gift wrapping workstation, then folds flat and hangs in the closet for unobtrusive storage.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Electric Twinkie Maker
Can’t get enough twinkies? Have them at your fingertips with this twinkie maker. You may want to purchase a treadmill at the same time, to balance things out.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Little Whizzer Novelty Liquor Dispenser
This liquor dispenser is a great piece to have at your home to keep your guests entertained. This is also a great gift for that hard to buy for person. You’re sure to get tons of comments with this liquor dispenser.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Personal Oxygen Bar
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 43%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm to facilitate relaxation.
Time Machine Table Clock
Looking for a cool clock? Check this out. Releases a small ball every 60 seconds. Makes a cool addition to any home or office.
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Doctor Who’s Remote Control
This Earth-safe television remote control replicates the famous Sonic Screwdriver from the BBC’s beloved Doctor Who series.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Tug Preventing Dog Trainer
This all-in-one trainer is used for anti-leash pulling training and as a remote control basic trainer to stop problem behaviors
Battleship USB Hub
Too many devices, but not enough USB ports? No problem. This battleship wins that fight with it’s loaded deck of 5 USB ports
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron
This branding iron sears up to three characters into food stuffs. It can be personalized with any three letters of the alphabet (including ampersand) which are laser cut and measure 3/4″ high.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Soy Sauce Spray
Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.
Powered Nail Clipper
This is the easy-to-use, battery-operated nail clipper, ideal for those with limited manual dexterity.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
Fogless Mirror
Tired of you mirror fogging up in the shower? Shave with ease.