Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
80’s Retro iPhone Case
This fantastic 80s Retro iPhone Case will turn your swish iPhones into a fabulously old fashioned and iconic ‘brick’ phone
Children’s Electric 1948 Indian Motorcycle
Recalling the classic 1948 Indian Chief motorcycle that redefined the American chopper, this ride-on replica for children has the large skirted fenders, gold trim, and exhaust pipe that distinguished the original.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Hand Shovels
These unique sandbox sized dirt machines look and work just like the Big Iron
50 Foot Snowball Launcher
This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.
Flask Tie
This is the tie you will definitely love to wear if you want to drink and look professional during the meeting
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Five Finger Shoes
Amazng shoe for your anatomical masterpiece of evolution with 26 bones, 33 joints, 20 muscles, and hundreds of sensory receptors, tendons and ligaments
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Pen Cap Eating Utensils
Ever found yourself sitting at your desk all set to eat lunch and realize you have no utensils to use?
Washable Keyboard
Don’t worry about a dusty keyboard any longer. Simply run this keyboard under water to clean.
Oversized Gear Clock
Pay homage to the industrial revolution with the Southern Enterprises Gear Wall Clock
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Window Washing Robot
This is the robot that autonomously cleans and dries windows. The robot determines the size of a window, maps out the optimal cleaning path, and cleans in a thorough, efficient pattern while automatically avoiding frames and sills.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Light Up Football
The Magma Light up Football contains rugged LED lights that are impact activated
Jellyfish Tank
Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights
Ninja Star Coat Hangers
Fed up with the flat packed, MDF birch veneer finished world we live in? Use ninja star coat hangers
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
PDGA Approved Disc Golf
This is the disc golf set designed to meet the exacting standards determined by the Professional Disc Golf Association
Soda Dispenser
This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Compact Shade Shelter
No need to look for a shady place under a tree. This compact shade shelter makes shade wherever you go.
Sandless Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.