Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Tentacle Wall Decal
The newest interior design trend is adding vinyl art on interior walls. It’s easier than hiring an artist and a lot cheaper
Swordsicles
When you want to chill a favorite drink with your weapons of choice, look no further
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.
Waterproof Socks
These are the fleece-lined waterproof socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Sexy Glow Dice
These sexy dice are good for use anywhere and can be used in the dark, making it all that more fun.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Award Winning Treasure Hunt Game
Winner of a Parent’s Choice toy award, this is the game that tasks young players to find hidden treasures using a series of clues.
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Hand Made Geometric Plant Terrariums
Decorate your home or office with this handmade geometric plant terrarium designed and created by a local talented artist! Another wonderful gift idea!
The iPad Pen
The wireless stylus that makes taking notes on an iPad seem as natural as writing freehand with pen and paper.
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Leather Beer Holster
Rugged leather holster keeps the beer at your fingertips and the crowd at your mercy
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Floating Book Shelf
These book shelves will amaze people with the illusion that your books are floating. Makes an awesome gift for book lovers.
Door Jammer
Get extra privacy and security anywhere you go.
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
eReader Book Cover
Have you always wanted to own a copy of The Neverending Story? Now you can!
Record Placemats
Don’t Scratch up your table, use this set of two dishwasher-friendly silicone record placemats to lay down the right groove for dinner
Hooded Pillowcase
Only the HoodiePillowPillowcase can provide ultimate cocoonification
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Underwater Pool Chairs
The Pool Stool was designed as a submergible bar stool that fits directly into the pool to create the look and feel of an island swim up bar
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Cat Window Perch
Your cat will spend endless hours on this perch because it’s the best seat in the house, for a cat that is.
Indoor Laser Light Show
Do you like to stare up at the stars? With this machine you will be able to in the comfort of your home.
Waterproof Gloves
These are the fleece-lined waterproof gloves and socks that keep extremities dry and warm down to temperatures as low as -30
Freeze-Dried Miso Soup
Can’t get enough miso soup or maybe someone you know can’t? Get your fill of miso soup with this gift.
Herb Saver
Tired of your fresh herbs going to waste? And no, I don’t mean those kind of herbs.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Photochromatic Swim Goggles
These are the swim goggles with tinted lenses that automatically brighten or darken in response to changing lighting conditions.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
6-In-1 Table Top Game Center
No need to choose just one table top game to buy, have all 6! Includes: foosball, zero-gravity sports hockey, mini table tennis, chess, checkers, and backgammon.