Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Magic Opener
This is a great addition to any household. As we all, at sometime or another, struggle to open cans and bottles.
Armored Pangolin Backpack
Uniquely designed Backpack inspired by the Pangolin animal’s biomechanics, made principally out of reused tyre inner tubes
Dressing Whiz
Make all your own salad dressings. Know exactly what’s in your dressing and avoid those pesky preservatives.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Remote Controlled Tarantula
This remote-control tarantula scurries across flat surfaces like an actual arachnid, moving forwards, backwards, and rotates 360
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Hands Free Wine Aerator
This is the decanter with an adapter that holds a bottle inverted to quickly aerate wine while leaving hands free.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Power Nap Head Pillow
This is the head-enveloping pillow that blocks out noise and light to create a private zone for catching a quick power nap.
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
Corn Poop Shaped Hand Soap
Sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes! Completely usable poop soap smells great but looks like a genuine you-know-what!
Root-View Farm
Get a view that you’re not normally able to see with this root vue farm. Watch your vegetables grow from top to bottom.
Fogless Lighted Mirror
This is the lighted shower mirror that remained fog-free the longest and mounted most easily and securely in quality tests.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Pool Couch
The Swimline KickBack Double Adjustable Lounger features infinite adjustability and ultimate comfort for two
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Concentric Circles Watch
This is the numberless watch that uses the open spaces within three rotating concentric circles to indicate the time.
Waterproof iPad Case
Winner of the Consumer Electronic Show’s Innovation Award, this is the iPad case that allows full use of the tablet in up to 6 1/2′ of water.
Superior Comfort Knee Pillow
Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Skull Shaped Pitcher
Every beverage takes on a spooky cast when you serve it in this crystal clear cracked skull pitcher
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!