Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Illuminated Fish Bots
These are the pair of illuminated robotic fish that provide ambient light in a pool while swimming autonomously.
Plasma Night Light
with otherworldly luminescence, the plasma bulb nightlight creates a spectacularly animated and mysterious light show
Mini USB Camera
Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented
Math Wall Clock
Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.
Water Dumbbells
Water dumbbells provide buoyant support & stabilization on top of the water & resistance underwater
Super Soccer Gift Box
Ever wonder what soccer fans eat? Me neither, but this does make a cool gift idea for soccer fans.
Scary Shower Curtain
This shower curtain will have you looking twice every time you enter your washroom.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Jewelry Holder Tree
Provide a place for jewelry collection to grow. Each branch and leaf has been sculpted to hold rings, bracelets and necklaces, creating a well-ornamented tree
Fiber-Optic Table Runner
Jazz up any table with this table runner. We spend so much time sitting around our tables, why not make them more interesting?
Clear Blue Kayak
Transparent Molokini Kayak. Discover. Explore. See. Witness fascinating lake or sea life through the sleek transparent hull.
Soda Can Stash Safe
Need an inconspicuous place to hide things from prying eyes? They’ll never guess this hiding spot.
R2-D2 Trash Can
Trash of the great force of R2D2. Outstanding performance in office and kitchen
Glow In The Dark Spray Paint
It’s the dead of night; everyone is tucked up in bed and the owls are-a-hooting. So it’s time to break out the Glow Graffiti!
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
My Family Cookbook
Are you constantly stuck trying to figure out where you put that recipe? Keep all your recipes conveniently stored in this cookbook.
LEGO Taj Mahal
Build the breathtaking Taj Mahal! The famous Taj Mahal jewel of India is known all over the globe
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Power Cord Management Station
Keep your cords clean and concealed with Plug Hub, an under-desk cord management station that hides your power strip and cords in one discreet unit
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
iPhone Charging Leather Case
This leather case protects and recharges any iPhone 3G/3GS or iPod Touch, providing up to 3 1/2 hours of additional talk time.
Emergency Radio
Featuring an easy-to-adjust digital tuner that received 33% more radio stations than competing radios and produced crisp, clear sound of AM and FM stations.