69 Gift Ideas Your Boyfriend Would Appreciate

I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.

Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?

If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!

He Will Like These Gifts

Dust Mopping Slippers

Dust mop slippers free your hands for other chores

Toilet Mini-Golf

Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Soy Sauce Spray

Tired of accidentally dousing your food in soy sauce? Here’s the solution to that.

Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer

Never requiring batteries, this is the cat toy that moves when struck by sunlight, simulating the behavior of prey to tantalize felines for hours.

Basketball Beer Pong

Xtreme Pong Sports Portable BasketPong Game is a revolutionary and portable tailgating game with a compact setup

Mini USB Camera

Turn on, just press the shutter and away you go, the easist Camera ever invented

Grandparent Life Story Frame

Bring your Grandma to tears, with this sentimental frame.

Cold Drip Maker

This coffee and tea maker looks great and makes great tasting beverages.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

50 Foot Snowball Launcher

This toy blaster makes and launches softball-sized snowballs up to 50′, allowing rapid, long-range assaults during neighborhood snowball confrontations.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

72-Ounce Ceramic Pet Fountain

Unlike plastic pet fountains that develop cracks, this 72-oz. drinking fountain is made from durable, nonporous glazed ceramic that mitigates bacteria growth.

Overlap Tray – Birch

This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.

Giant Earbud Speakers

Giant Earbud Speakers for style

Face Down Lounger

Ergonomically designed aluminum chaise lounger with a face hole

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Wireless Pavlovian Canine Trainer

This is the training aid that dispenses treats with the push of a button from up to 25′ away to reward a dog for good behavior.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Flame Top Pizza Stone

Prepare pizza in your grill using this stone

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

16th Century Italian Style Floor Globe Bar

The party will definitely get started with this stylish bar.

Lift Out Coffee Table

Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift

Mustache Pacifier

The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby

Basketball Ball Return Trainer

Practice your shorts and have the ball return to you

Mobile Theatre Video Glasses

Wanna be able to watch a movie anywhere and everywhere? Take a look at these cool glasses.

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Compact Elliptical Trainer

This is the full-motion elliptical trainer that easily stores in a closet. Ideal for convenient home or office use, its 20″ L x 12″ W footprint takes up minimal space.

Giant Mardi Gras Beads

Wanna truly embrace Mardi Gras? These giant beads will get the party started.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Magazine Cover Mirror

Ever dreamed about becoming a cover model for the famous magazines you admire?

Pac-Man Ghost Wall Stickers

Decorate your bedroom walls with Pac-man

Laser Projector Lamp

Tired of boring old lamps? Well, you definitely won’t be with this one.

Star Wars Darth Vader Costume

Have you always suspected your pup was visiting the dark side?

Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies

These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties

Automatic Rotating Laser Pet Toy

Place DART on the floor, turn it on and watch the chase begin! Variable speeds and timer settings offer 16 exciting play combinations.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Shoe And Boot Dryer

Shoes and boots were submerged in water and this model removed over 90% of the moisture in just three hours, far superior to lesser dryers that only removed 46%.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Math Wall Clock

Tired of staring at the regular wall clock? Want to bring out your inner Math Man? here’s the right wall cock for you.

Puzzle Jewelry Box

Keep your money and jewelry safely concealed away from prying eyes.

Ice Cube Sticks Tray

Easily fit ice into your bottles

Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter

Puzzle Piece cookie cutter, made of sturdy tin

The iPad Musical Shower Curtain

This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.

Hanging Tent

A great place for a duo to dwell in

Halloween Garden Gnome

The perfect accessory to make your garden spooky. You’ll have the squirrels frightened.

Hanging Cocoon

This is the hammock that cocoons its user within a private suspended sanctuary, ideal for reading, relaxing, or reflecting.

Portable Pocket Super Nintendo Player

At home or on the go, play your favorite Super Nintendo and Super Famicom cartridges anywhere you are.

Shot Glass Checkers Set

Perfect for cocktail parties or getting smashed

Staircase Basket

Stop tripping over stuff on the stairs. Collect it neatly in this naturally beautiful Seagrass Stair Basket

T-Rex Staple Remover

Own the coolest staple remover on the cubicle block

Cut and Slash Resistent Gloves

Wear these gloves when you’re outside doing work and don’t worry about getting cuts and scraps. They’re also great for preparing food.

Christmas Pet Sneakers

Get your dog or cat ready for Christmas with these sneakers.

Ice Cream Sandwich Pool Float

This pool float will allow you to enjoy your love of ice cream in a different and calorie free way.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Leaf Thermometer

These leaves change color depending on the temperature of the room.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Color Changing Pillow

Mood lighting doesn’t come much softer than this.

Pizza Circular Saw

Real men don’t use wimpy dime-store pizza wheels

Dangerous Book for Boys Science Set

This is the science set packed with seemingly devilish experiments inspired by “The Dangerous Book for Boys.”

Jellyfish Tank

Desktop Jellyfish Tank is a step up from a regular fish tank. Comes with remote controlled led lights

Soda Dispenser

This soda dispenser makes pouring that much easier. A great gadget to have at parties or for everyday use at home.

Superior Comfort Knee Pillow

Unlike other pillows with only one position, this pillow’s patented shape provides an almost infinite variety of support positions.

Remote Control PAC-MAN Racers

Play race or tag with these remote controlled pacmans

Stay Out Of My Room Alarm

This is the wrist cuff that warns of a room invasion by nosy siblings.

Wake Up Light

Introducing the new Philips Wake-up Light, a more pleasant and natural way to wake-up in the morning

I Love You Necklace In 120 Languages

Tell her just how much you love her, in several different languages.

Adjustable Measuring Cup

One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy

Dragon Door Knocker

The steel sculpture. The work of art. An amazing creation by local blacksmith. Perfect gift for someone who appreciates quality metal works.