Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Four Person Beach Mat
Developed for military use, this is the beach mat that is impossible to cover with sand.
Hands Free Trash Can
Tired of getting getting garbage juice all over your hands? With this trash can you will avoid all of that.
Fingerprint Mini Vault
Outside of the safe is constructed of 16-gauge steel, while soft foam on the inside protects valuables
Headache Relieving Wrap
Developed by a neurologist, this head wrap helps relieve headaches naturally, eliminating the need for medications.
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
The iPad Musical Shower Curtain
This is the shower curtain with built-in speakers and a waterproof pocket for an iPad, turning a simple shower into a media-rich bathing event. Stay entertained even while showering.
Dress a Snowman Kit
Make the ultimate snowman this winter. Your snowman will be dressed to impress.
Fireworks Light Show Projector
This is the child’s handheld blaster that projects multi-colored images of fireworks accompanied by realistic launch and explosion sounds.
Labyrinthine Piggy Bank
This is the ingenious bank that builds children’s dexterity (and patience) as they must negotiate through a challenging handheld labyrinth to access the coins within.
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Shirt that would make Michael Scott proud
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
The Dad Saddle
This soft, stuffed “saddle” straps onto your back so you can give your kids a ride
Overlap Tray – Birch
This laptop tray makes it easier for you to stay sedentary by keeping your items close at hand. No need to get up and walk a couple steps to get a drink, it’s right there.
Pirate Ski Mask
Wanna look super cool flying down the slopes? This ski mask will keep you toasty and give you an excellent disguise.
Pen Sized Scanner
This is the ballpoint pen that laser-scans documents as easily as it scribes notes. James Bond would be jealous.
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Offensive Business Cards
Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards
Blast Knuckle Stun Gun
The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power
Personalized Sleeping Bag
With its owner’s name stitched onto its exterior in big, bright letters, this sleeping bag turns every night into a slumber party.
Sandalwood Watch
This is the featherweight wristwatch with a case and band made from solid sandalwood.
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Lighted Liquor Bottle Shelf
This is a must have for anyone with a vast collection of booze. Turn your place into the hottest place to party.
Wobble Chess Set
This chess set makes lively interaction between board and game pieces
GPS Homing Device
This is the simplest portable GPS locating device available, ideal for finding your car after shopping or your hotel after a day of touring in an unfamiliar city.
Magnetic Tool Box Labels
The perfect gift for someone who likes to keep their tools organized. No more misplacing that all important screwdriver.
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
The Best Talking Watch
In addition to the time, the watch can announce the day and date, alarm, and sound a chime at the top of the hour.
Collage Fridge Magnet
Hang all your fat pictures on the fridge and keep yourself motivated to not sneak a snack. Or be a normal person and hang all your memories.
Color Preserving Hair Dryer
This is the professional-grade hair dryer that uses negative ions, fast airflow, and precise temperature control to help keep hair color as vibrant as at the salon.