Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
LED Matrix Watch
This is the watch with 72 LEDs that display the time in a grid of arcane lights.
Flexible Flashlight
With adjustable tripod flashlight, you’ll be able to tackle a wide range of jobs in dimly lit conditions
Envelope X-Ray Spray
Are you constantly holding envelopes up to the light to see if you can catch a glimpse inside? This spray will help you pry through peoples mail easier.
Self Stirring Mug
Don’t you just hate it when you can’t find a spoon to stir your coffee or tea? With this mug that problem no longer exists.
Pixel Mouse
The perfect gift for the techno geek in your life
Fish Shaped Fish Bowl
Don’t you think fish have thought about what it would be like to live in another fish? Okay, me either, but this looks cool.
Learn To Play Baby Grand Piano
This is the child-sized baby grand piano that teaches aspiring pianists to play with visual digital aides and a built-in metronome.
Alarm Sounding Beach Safe
This is the portable safe that sounds a piercing alarm when the security cable is cut, so you can store your valuables and enjoy the beach or pool without worry.
Bathtub Caddy
Relax in the tub with a glass of wine and a good book. Don’t get too relaxed, you don’t wanna submerge fully in the water.
Mini Pool Table
You don’t have to have a game room or basement to own this cool, table-top version of the game we all love
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
2 Liter Das Glass Beer Boot
This two liter machine pressed beer boot is perfect for the budget minded boot drinker looking for a more durable “Das Boot”
LED Color Changing Showerhead
Think showering is boring? Make it more interesting by changing the colour of your water with this shower head. Also, a great way to make a shower with that special someone more romantic.
The Jesus Toaster
Start off every morning with the body of Christ with this Jesus toaster. A must have for all his believers. See the face of Jesus burned into your toast.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Shirt Tie Napkins
Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Foldaway Adult Bunk Beds
Made by a supplier to the U.S. Military, these are the cots that convert into bunk beds and foldaway for storage. So much space for activities!
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Crispy Cereal Bowl
With the unique Swoop n Scoop Spiral Slide Design, the Obol makes every bite as crispy as the first bite.
Better Sleep Pillow
Now you can enjoy the benefits of the most comfortable multi-functional doctor-approved pillow
Mini R2-D2 Lights
This novelty light set features 10 R2D2 lights with 30-inch lead wire and 12-inch spacing.
12′ Inflatable Animated Spider
This is the 12′-tall inflatable spider that provides frightful fun for passers-by as it moves its gruesome 30″-wide head back and forth.
Learn To Play Ukulele
A world-famous instrument synonymous with Hawaiian culture, this is the four-stringed ukulele and instructional DVD that teaches beginners to become proficient players.
Orbiting Rings Watch
This is the watch that displays the time with two orbiting rings. Without an hour, minute, or second hand and devoid of a numerical dial, two concentric rings create an ever-changing pattern of contrasting gradient color as time progresses.
3 Man Chess
Play chess with 3 people at the same time with this three player chess game
Fish Clock Aquarium
This unique clock doubles as an aquarium. People will be taking a second look at the time when they realize what’s going on.
Mini Air Hockey Table
Tabletop Air Hockey Table is a lightweight and affordable way to introduce the fun of air hockey to children or just have fun yourself