I’m trying to find my boyfriend an awesome gift but I want to surprise him and get him something unexpected and fun. Why is it so difficult to find men gifts? What can I get my boyfriend for his birthday?
Unexpected and fun ha? Have you tried the grapefruit technique? (Do Not Google It) I warned you. Although I must say it is a cheap and painful present worth a try.
Chances are your man is a jolly ol fella, and since a steak and a BJ is out of the question I will go ahead and asume that he likes unusual, fun and useful things. Am I right?
If that’s the case, why not pick one of these gifts here that will make his tail wag like a puppy waiting for a treat!
He Will Like These Gifts
Wall Mounted Fish Bowl
Sick of boring fish bowls? You won’t be with this one.
Glow in the Dark Basketball
Glows at night, for a more impressive game
Over Rack Burn Shield
Our silicone oven rack guard protects your hands from getting burned by hot oven racks
Snap Together Circuits Light Show
This is the patented electronic circuit kit that lets young engineers quickly build engaging light displays.
Indoor Flameless Marshmallow Roaster
This is the indoor roaster that produces campfire-worthy toasted marshmallows without an open flame.
OCD Cutting Board
OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener
Sharp Act Knife Sharpener for sharpening your knifes like a magician
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Ocean Art Light-Up Mini Jellies
These sea jelly water lights create a soft and radiant glow ideal for the outdoors or night pool parties
Love the Edges Brownie Pan
We think the best brownies have moist centers, a paper thin crackly crust, and lots of chewy edges
Ultrasonic Barking Dog Deterrent
Disguised as a birdhouse, this patented outdoor behavior modification device quickly and humanely restores peace and quiet for those vexed by a dog’s barking.
Car Escape Tool
A must have for everyone who travels by car. Takes up barely any space at all, yet does so much.
Solar Jar Lamps
Light up your next outdoor party or garden with these rechargeable solar jars
Ham Dogger Sausage Mold
Now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Toilet Mini-Golf
Fun way to pass time on the toilet. The perfect gift for those that find it boring to do their business. You’ll have them jumping at the chance to take a poop.
Genuine 1940’s Superman Comic Strip
This is the genuine Superman comic strip clipped from a WWII-era newspaper and mounted in a framed display worthy of a four-color superhero.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Functional Retro Phone
Functional Retro Phone with realistic magneto generator ornaments
Solar Powered Fan Hat
Have difficulty keeping cool? Give this hat a whirl.
Child Piloted Tumbler
This is the rolling tumbler piloted by a child ensconced inside its protective inflatable honeycomb structure.
Santa Toilet Seat Cover and Rug Set
Deck out your can so you can stay in the Christmas spirit, even while taking a whiz.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Cyber Clean
Clean all your electronics’ hard to reach spots including a messy keyboard with amazing Cyber Clean
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Defuse A Bomb Alarm Clock
Wake up to a bang every morning! This bomb-like alarm clock will get even the heaviest sleeper rising. Great addidtion to any bedroom.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Pet Hoodie
Get your little friend comfy and cozy in these colorful pet hoodies
Smartphone Laser Tag
AppTag Laser Blaster brings first person shooter console gameplay to smartphones in the real world
Old Leather Book Laptop Case
Carry your laptop with style
Adjustable Measuring Cup
One cup for all, adjustable. Makes your cooking life easy
Chef’n StemGem Strawberry Stem Remover
Remove strawberry stems with ease with the StemGem strawberry stem remover
Dragon Toilet Paper Holder
Dragon shaped toilet paper holder
Learn To Play Banjo
This full-sized, five-string banjo and instructional DVD provide an easy way for budding banjoists to learn the three-finger playing style made famous by bluegrass legend Earl Scruggs.
Cake Pops Maker
Now you can cook delicious donut holes and other pastries at home without even turning on an oven
Hands Free Umbrella
You don’t need to hold an umbrella any more, thanks to this marvelous invention.
Glow In The Dark Sand
Sand Art Sculpture lets you create awesome sand art that really glows
Halloween Pen Holder
The perfect addition to any office or home.
Lift Out Coffee Table
Raise your coffee table to dining height in seconds with this spring assisted lift
The Cookie Dipper
Dunk your cookies in milk like a real lady or a gentleman.
Exterior Pocket Impervious Carry On
Made from a lightweight, impervious composite, this is the only hard-sided carry-on with an exterior pocket, allowing you to stow and easily access vital travel necessities.
Thai Technique Back Massager
This is the back massager that provides the tension-relieving kneading of a therapist’s feet during a Thai massage.
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Grilled Pizza Cone Maker
Pizza in a cone? Yes indeed. Pizza cones are the newest way to prepare fun, personalized pizzas for the entire family.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Remote Control Inflatable Flying Shark
Have fun with this remote controlled indoor air swimming shark.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher
The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls
Grass Charging Station
Hide Charging Wires Under the Grass. This cell phone charging station adds a decorative splash of natural elements and a whole lot of functionality to your kitchen counter
Magnetic Egg Paperclip Nest
Desk Egg – Paper Clip Magnet
Spider Mouse with Clear Background
Computer mouse with real spider in it
Sport-Brella Umbrella Chair
The only umbrella chair with a full 360 degrees of coverage
Zelda Playable Ocarina
12 Hole Ocarina “Enigma” with Free Protective Bag
Astronaut’s Slipper Socks
Worn by NASA astronauts since 1982, these leather suede-soled socks are better known to the earthbound as a staple of wintertime comfort.
Zipup Earbuds
You won’t get your earbuds tangled any more
Vertical Chess Set
This is the chess set that mounts to a wall, allowing games of indefinite length.
Touch Screen Texting Gloves
Your fingers no longer have to freeze when texting or using your tablet
Drumstick Chopsticks
Rock out with your sushi
Multi Outlet Plug Man
Meet Electro Man. So cool, you’ll wonder what you ever did without him
Inflatable Beer Pong
Water and drinking games, you can’t go wrong.
Mustache Pacifier
The Mustache Pacifier will make other babies fear and respect your baby
Measuring Matroyshkas, Set of 6 Dry Measuring Cups
Add a little splash of Russia in your kitchen with these measuring cups.
Children’s Flameless Fireworks
This is the set of four fireworks that create their own dazzling light displays and sound effects without the use of flame.
