So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
$100 Toilet Paper
Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Party Like Russian Roulette
Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
