55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Prescription Coffee Mug

Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.