So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
WTF Sticky Notes
Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Shark Attack Porcelain Mug
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Magical Unicorn Mask
Vaguely disturbing but awesome at the same time. If you love attention, then you will love this mask.
Weener Kleener Soap
Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!
Farting Santa
Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Toilet Coffee Mug
Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Tube Squeezer
Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!
