So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Still Smoking Earrings
Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one is a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Heat Sensitve Color Changing Mug
Sick of a mug only holding your coffee or tea? With this mug when you add hot liquid it changes colors right before your eyes.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Bacon Bandaids
Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Giant Soccer Ball
Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Infant Survival Guide
It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder
Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
