55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Tube Squeezer

Stop trying to do it by hand and use the right tool for the right job!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

Shirt Tie Napkins

Always look your best at the dinner table with these great napkins that come with a tie printed on them for when you tuck them into your collar.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.