So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Plug Mug
Stop others from ever being able to use your mug
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
Functional Desktop Mini Cannon
The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker
There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Asshole Repellent
Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.
NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster
Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster
The iPad Commode Caddy
This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Over the Hill Walker
Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.
Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer
Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Fake Parking Tickets
Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Cliff Climber Tea Infuser
Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Bottle Cap Gun
Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Fart Alert
Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Drink Dispensing Driver
This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Funny Desk Plate for Boss
Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.
Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter
And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
