55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Ever wonder where that persons hands were right before they shook hands with you? Why not offer them a squirt of your maybe you touched your genitals hand sanitizer, just to be safe.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Over the Hill Walker

Know someone who’s feeling insecure about turning one year older? Look no further for the perfect birthday gift. Makes people feel that much worse about their upcoming birthday.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees

The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Perverted Garden Gnome

What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Stud Undies

Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Absinthe Soap Bar

Perfect GAG gift for your friend

Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder

Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.