So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Prescription Coffee Mug
Perfect mug for someone that can’t function without coffee. Also great for hinting that it’s not cool to sleep at the job.
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!
Grey Silk Suitjamas
You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!
Absinthe Soap Bar
Perfect GAG gift for your friend
Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass
A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Titanic Ice Cube Tray
Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner
It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
Novelty Computer Keys
The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Over The Hill Breast Suspender
Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Have a Nice Day Mug
Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket
Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass
Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
Sustenance For Consideration
A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Happy Man Bottle Stopper
A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.
Squatting Garden Gnome
This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
