So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Butt Face Soap White/Brown
Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
The Butt Office Supply Holder
Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.
Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer
Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.
V For Vendetta Mask
V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster
Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Rear View Spy Glasses
Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fake Stained Underwear Wallet
The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables
Twirling Spaghetti Fork
This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
Underwear Gloves
Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!
Fake Poop Shaped Soap
Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Nuddie Naked Lady Golf Tees
The perfect addition for any golf enthusiast. These naked lady golf tees are likely to get lots of attention on the green.
Booger Bin
Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game
Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!
Hand Shaped Hand Soap
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug
This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.
Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit
The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Syringe Needle Pens
Cool pens that look like syringes
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Boobzie Can Coozies
Standard size fit for 12 oz cans
Medieval Weapon Push Pins
Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board
Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament
Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
Ice Cream Cone Door Stop
I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
Rivers Edge Hand Painted Horse Wine Bottle Holder
Enjoy the novelty of this drunken horse wine bottle holder, it will surely spark some conversation prior to loosening the cork on any bottle. A must have for all those wine drinkers out there.
Honey Badger Small Talking
Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
Magic Wand TV Remote Control
This Harry Potter style magic wand can replace your TV remote and make you feel like a real wizard. Dumbledore would be proud.
Karate Lettuce Chopper
A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Tactical Grilling Apron
Grill with style
Switch Blade Pocket Comb
Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense
The Gun Mug
Know someone who would kill for a coffee? Someone who loves guns and loves coffee? Look no further, this is a perfect gift!
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
The Official Bullshit Button
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!
The Beer Belly Drinking Sack
This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk
