55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Party Like Russian Roulette

Less ‘bang bang you’re dead,’ more ‘boing, pop, you’re slightly deaf.’

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Belt Buckle Flask

The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

Funny Desk Plate for Boss

Need a desk plate that says it all? Then look no further.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Metal That Melts In Hand

Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Camel Hump Day Coffee Mug

This hump day mug will surely get you giggles around the office and who knows what else.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Ice Cream Cone Door Stop

I scream, you scream, someone dropped their ice cream – or did they?

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Plug Mug

Stop others from ever being able to use your mug

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes

When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh

Rear View Spy Glasses

Now you can know what is going on behind you without looking.

Put Me Down Decal

Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.

Fake Parking Tickets

Have some fun with your friends with these fake parking tickets.

Weener Kleener Soap

Perfect gift for the Valentines day, just make sure he does not get aroused while while using this soap!

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat

This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Bacon Bandaids

Ouch! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of tasty bacon!

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Thumb Wrestling Ring

Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Bacon Toothpaste

If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!