55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

The Butt Office Supply Holder

Wanna give someone in your office a little something? Then look no further! This desk accessory holds pens, tape, and paper clips and does it in an interesting way.

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.

Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain

Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.

The iPad Commode Caddy

This is the bathroom stand that replaces a traditional basket of magazines by accommodating both an iPad and a roll of toilet paper. Keep yourself entertained while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Still Smoking Earrings

Here’s a great, funny gift idea for a woman of your choice: Still Smoking Earrings. One of the earrings is the cigarette and the other one isĀ  a match stick of a matching size. The creator is a talented local jewelery maker with a good sense of humor

Giant Gummy Bear

These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

I Will Not Be Your Father Condom

The perfect condom for Star Wars fans. The one Darth Wader should have used!

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Spin The Shot machine

Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved

Mini Construction Materials

Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Booger Bin

Great for any nose picker, young or old. A great place to store your buried treasure findings.

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Drink Dispensing Driver

This is the drink-dispensing golf club that allows golfers to discreetly get a head start on the 19th hole while still on the course.

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Twirling Spaghetti Fork

This fork does the work and twirls your pasta for you. No more struggling and making a mess.

Switch Blade Pocket Comb

Novelty Switch Blade Comb to fix your hair when situation gets tense

Pick Your Nose Paper Cups

Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.

Ultimate Wine Bottle Glass

Finally no more judgmental looks from family and friends when you continue to refill your glass

Fundies – Undies for Two

The underwear built for two and made for fun times

Sexy Apron

Does your special guy like to cook? Then why not get him this sexy apron that will prevent him from dirtying his clothes while dirtying your mind at the same time. Everyone wins!

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Have a Nice Day Mug

Have a hard time putting up with people in the early hours of your day or for that matter any hours of the day? Well then, this mug will give you the opportunity to blow off a little aggression while enjoying a cup of joe.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Medieval Weapon Push Pins

Ten weapon handled push pins to stick things to your wall or cork board

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

The Swearing Finger

Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Butt Face Soap White/Brown

Ever get confused which soap you used for your butt and which one you used on your face? Well, with these soaps you will no longer have to worry about using the soap that you just used on your arse on your face.

Over The Hill Breast Suspender

Want a great gift to make someone feel that much older? Well than look no further! These breast suspenders are the perfect gag gift to do just that.

Perfect Bacon Bowl Maker

There’s no such thing as too much bacon, that’s a scientific fact. Why use a regular bowl for your bacon bits, when your bowl can be made of bacon? Baconception!

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Here’s an amazing book for your clueless boss that keeps hitting on you. It’s also perfect for someone who loves coloring even though they are over 18.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.