So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?
Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.
So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!
White Elephant Gifts For 2015
Thumb Wrestling Ring
Thumb Wrestling Ring to make it official
How to Traumatize Your Children
Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.
Welcoming Doormat
Funny/Rude Doormat that is guaranteed to make your visitors laugh
Tired Old Ass Survival Kit
Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.
Funny Farting Coin Bank
If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.
Desk Trash Can Organizers
Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.
Bacon Toothpaste
If your dentist’s threats are not going to get you to brush your regularly, the bacon flavored toothpaste most definitely will!
Grill Sergeant Apron
A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!
Yodelling Pickle
No longer will you have to spend hours training your pickle to yodel. Perfect gift for with a subtle hint for someone who just won’t shut up.
Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug
Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.
Remote Controlled Flying F*ck
Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy
Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker
This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!
Put Me Down Decal
Tired of telling your man to put the seat down? Now you won’t have to tell him any more.
Gingerbread Man Costume
Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume
Ninja Disguise Shirt
Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…
Stud Undies
Give that special someone excitement when you take off your pants and reveal these stud undies.
Middle Finger Socks
With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.
Prank Pack Crib Dribbler
Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.
Hair of the Dog Plaque
A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.
Big Head Squirrel Feeder
Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.
Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup
he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it
Mini Construction Materials
Mini Materials are wonderful for kids but they are even more fun for grownups. These would make a great office time waster. These great miniature materials for DIY building will have you switch careers to construction and architecture in no time.
Belt Buckle Flask
The perfect accessory. Replace your ordinary belt buckle with a stainless steel flask. Carry your favorite beverage with you everywhere you go.
Word Search Puzzle Shower Curtain
Shower does not have to be boring any more, just watch out for soap while you stare at the curtain to find the right words.
How’s My Driving? Decal
Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.
Hershey’s Candle
Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.
Color And Swear
Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.
Fundies – Undies for Two
The underwear built for two and made for fun times
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes
When we told Santa Claus about these Bacon Candy Canes he nearly fell out of his sleigh
Spin The Shot machine
Remember Spin the Bottle? Spin the Shot is the same game, except you are playing for shots and there is no kissing involved
Sex Panther Spray
Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time
The Swearing Finger
Feeling shy when it comes to telling someone off? Let the swearing finger do the dirty work for you.
Electric Back Hair Shaver
DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot
The Original RedNek Wine Glass
A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.
Fart Extinguisher
Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.
Dashboard Jesus
All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.
Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.
Army Men Party Picks
Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun
Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet
A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans
Tank Meter Coffee Mug
Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating
Perverted Garden Gnome
What’s more fun than a garden gnome? A perverted garden gnome! Will make a good office desk decoration!
DriveStein Drinking Game
Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!
Metal That Melts In Hand
Gallium, the amazing metal that remains solid until you hold it in your hand – and it melts!
Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener
Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener
Pick Your Nose Paper Cups
Make any party more entertaining with these nose paper cups. A great way to impress people with a new nose, minus the painful recovery and thousands of dollars.
National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug
Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.
Sticky Note Wrist Watch
These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important
Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper
Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark
Fire Extinguisher Lighter With LED Light
Fire Extinguisher shaped lighter to impress your friends
Light Up Party Glasses
Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.
Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat
This is the plush Tomcat that repeats anything said to it in a cartoonish voice.
Do Your Park Magnets
Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations
Parody Scented Candles
These amazing candles have a refreshing smell of lavender, mimosas and coffee, but you would never guess from the funny, prank labels on them!
Giant Gummy Bear
These gummy behemoths are as sweet, soft, chewy and delicious. And they are bigger than you have ever seen!
