55 Funny White Elephant Gift Ideas

So you have decided to find the best white elephant gift ideas for 2015. Are you going to work for the office Christmas party or exchanging white elephant gifts at home with family or friends?

Regardless of the rules, gifts for the white elephant gift exchange have to not only be cheap (as the idea is that no one should want to end up with them), but also funny, even inappropriate at times for great laughter and joy that this party game brings.

So whether you want to get fired early this year before getting the bonus, or want to give grandma a well overdue heart attack, we have the list of some of the best white elephant gifts for you!

White Elephant Gifts For 2015

Fake Poop Shaped Soap

Want to give guests a frightening sight when they go to wash their hands? This soap is the ideal way of doing that.

V For Vendetta Mask

V for Vendetta Mask, perfect for those with thirst for justice.

Asshole Repellent

Feel like you’re always attracting jerks? Bring your asshole repellant with you to keep them away.

Honey Badger Small Talking

Get tons of laughs from this Honey Badger plush toy. He’ll keep you and others entertained with his funny sayings. Honey Badger doesn’t give a sh*t!

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Funny Farting Coin Bank

If you enjoy sounds of farts it won’t be free, you’ll have to deposit a coin to enjoy these amazing sounds of nature.

Mini Shopping Cart Desk Organizer

Organize your desk with this cute mini shopping cart

Light Up Party Glasses

Light your drink glasses up with style at your next party.

Happy Man Bottle Stopper

A funny accessory for any wine and beer bottles. He’ll keep it fresh for you and enjoy doing it.

How to Traumatize Your Children

Have you ever wondered how kids come out so messed up? Wonder no longer! This guide book will teach you all the necessary skills to *uck up your children.

Underwear Gloves

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants!

Radioactive Waste Drinking Cup

he radioactive waste barrel drinking cup has a radioactive hazard trifoil symbol etched into it

WTF Sticky Notes

Perfect sticky notes for the passive aggressive messages.

Color And Swear

Melt the stress away by coloring and swearing. No better therapy for adults.

Squatting Garden Gnome

This garden gnome is the perfect addition to anyone’s front or backyard. Add a laugh to someone’s day when they walk by and see this gnome popping a squat in your flower bed.

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

The Beer Belly Drinking Sack

This is where style meets function in an ultimate combination that makes you look great and gets you drunk

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Feel The Force Darth Vader Mug

Feel the force by pressing a button on this Star Wars Feel the Force Mug. Excellent gift for a Star Wars fan.

Gingerbread Man Costume

Gingerbread Man Mascot Adult Costume

Infant Survival Guide

It’s a treacherous world out there for those without sense of humor. This book will make a perfect present for terrible parents or those who can appreciate pages willed with fun and laughter!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Carstache Classic Black Car Mustache

Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn’t your car have a powerful mustache?

Ugly Christmas Sweater Kit

The original sweater that Santa used to wear back when he was pimping for a living.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Hershey’s Candle

Love the smell of chocolate? Stupid question. Now you can smell it all the time.

Fart Extinguisher

Sick of people with horrible gas? Use this extinguisher to get rid of the smell.

Fart Alert

Want to give people a heads up when you let them rip? This alert will give people the option of staying clear until the air clears.

Electric Back Hair Shaver

DIY back shaver so that you are no longer mistaken as a bigfoot

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

NES Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Video Game Cartridge Blow Me Poster

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Here is a perfect gift for someone who thinks they are sooooo special. Now they can truly be!

Novelty Computer Keys

The Fun Computer Key has a peel and stick backing so that is can be applied to just about anything! Each pack contains six different buttons!

Army Men Party Picks

Army Men Party Picks for making food even more fun

Remote Controlled Flying F*ck

Fly this ridiculously hilarious remote controlled toy

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Stick Family Was Delicious Sticker

This is the only sticker worth putting on you car!

6 Pack Redneck Beer and Soda Can Holster

Hate getting up to get another beer from the fridge? With this beer holster you can hold six of your favorite beverages. A great gift for those that like to indulge.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Giant Soccer Ball

Play soccer with this giant soccer ball.

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder

Feeling lonely while your doing your business? With this talking toilet paper roll you’ll feel like you have company all the time.

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

Grey Silk Suitjamas

You’ll never look like you just rolled out of bed again. Have the comfort of pajamas with the dressy look of a suit.

DriveStein Drinking Game

Make your football watching experience even more fun with DriveStein Thirst Downs! This is the official way to enjoy beer while watching the game!

National Lampoons Glass Moose Mug

Anyone who’s a fan of this classic Christmas movie will absolutely love this mug.

Sex Panther Spray

Anchorman fans know: It works every time 60% of the time

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Gentleman’s Silver Plated Ballscratcher

The Executive Ball Scratchers do the one job that the executive gentleman has to do himself…Scratch their balls

Dinosaur Sandwich Cutter

And you thought an ordinary sandwich could not get any better. Now it can!

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

The Original RedNek Wine Glass

A great gift for those who are not exactly wine connoisseurs. Enjoy your wine in a stemmed mason jar that combines class and redneck all in one.