45 Hilarious Yankee Swap Gift Ideas

If you are looking for Yankee Swap gift ideas, you’ve come to the right place. Whether you’re going to the office party or chilling with friends and family for good holiday fun, you want to select the best Yankee swap gifts for the annual exchange and stay in the budget if the organizer announced it in the rules.

Regardless of the budget, you want to pick something that will be unique, interesting and even funny. Here we have selected some of the most appropriate Yankee Swap gift ideas for you to explore:

Check Out These Yankee Swap Gifts

Tired Old Ass Survival Kit

Know someone who is in need of some rejuvenation? This will do the trick.

$100 Toilet Paper

Buy this one hundred dollar bill 3 Ply Toilet Tissue for extra comfort and that Warren Buffett feel.

Lightning Reaction Electric Shock Game

Lightning Reaction Reloaded is a fantastic Russian roulette style electric shock game. Press the button and wait for the sound to stop and the trigger light to change from red to green. Just make sure you aren’t the last to press your trigger or you’ll get a shock!

Karate Lettuce Chopper

A black belt lettuce knife. No leafy green vegetable is safe from the Karate Chopper

Rainbow Knitted Willy Warmer

Keep your family jewels in optimal temperature next time you go out ice fishing in Canada.

Toilet Seat Lifter

Lift your toilet seat with this neat device.

Hugg-a-Planet

Hugg-A-Planet is a perfect gift for the environmentalist hippie friend or someone who really loves our planet.

Middle Finger Socks

With these socks you don’t need your finger to flip people off.

Grill Sergeant Apron

A left described Grill Sergeant will love this apron. With a strap for ammunition to hold beers and pockets for condiments he’ll be ready to grill!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Wallet

A wallet for Peanut Butter and Jelly fans

Do Your Park Magnets

Doyourpark parking magnets have been developed to be used as an expression of disgust toward the most offensive parking jobs. Big, bold magnets with a variety of jeering insults and matching illustrations

Sustenance For Consideration

A funny read from Sean Beaumont. Over 800 random absurdities to make you smile.

Naughty Pigs Salt and Pepper Shaker Set

These salt and pepper shakers are the perfect addition for anyone with a dirty sense of humor. You’re sure to get some giggles the next time you have a dinner party and someone asks you to pass the salt and/or pepper.

Desk Trash Can Organizers

Sending a right message with a gift like this is easy to a person that does not tidy up their desk. Also great for dreaming to one day be a garbage man.

Pinocchio Pencil Sharpener

Honest to goodness! The Honest Boy wooden pencil sharpener

How’s My Driving? Decal

Funny decal to put on your car an piss off others.

Farting Santa

Looks like Santa had a few too many bean dishes.

OCD Cutting Board

OCD Cutting Board for ultimate precision

Tank Meter Coffee Mug

Tells you the level of your coffee with heat sensitive coating

Mini USB Vacuum Cleaner

It may not have the most suction power, but sure is fun to play with.

1964 50th Birthday Gift Basket

Go back in time with this retro candy basket. A great gift for those turning the big 50, in 2014. An excellent way for that person to rot their remaining teeth.

Syringe Needle Pens

Cool pens that look like syringes

Functional Desktop Mini Cannon

The mini cannon to end all mini cannons! These precision machined mini cannons will look great on any mantle or on a desk

Toilet Coffee Mug

Why should dogs be the only ones allowed to drink out of the toilet?

Offensive Business Cards

Have a message for that guy taking 4 parking spots? Deliver it with these offensive business cards

Don’t Even Ask Wine Glass

A great gift idea for someone who enjoys their wine and to make people laugh. No need to ask a person how their day went with this glass, it’s self explanatory.

Hand Shaped Hand Soap

Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4 inch long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It’s a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Big Head Squirrel feeder is one of the cutest things you can set up in your back yard.

Fake Stained Underwear Wallet

The ‘Brief Safe’ is an innovative personal safe that can secure your cash, memory cards, documents, and other small valuables

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Get some freedom from your little one with this crib dribbler. Just don’t let Child Protective Services get wind you use one.

Sticky Note Wrist Watch

These wearable sticky notes go wherever you go, so you do not forget anything important

Blast Knuckle Stun Gun

The Knuckle Blaster Stun Gun is a 950,000 volt stun gun designed to give you a punch with power

Boobzie Can Coozies

Standard size fit for 12 oz cans

Bacon Christmas Tree Ornament

Deck the halls with boughs of bacon? Cover your tree in your favorite food and keep yourself constantly salivating.

Hair of the Dog Plaque

A great gift idea for someone who has a sense of humour and a pooch. Display this plaque in any room of your house and you’re sure to get a few laughs.

Prank Pooh Dough

Wonderful fake pooh dough to prank your boss and get fired early this Holiday season.

Dashboard Jesus

All you have to do is attach this figurine to your dashboard and you’ll have Jesus as you co-pilot. Place this little novelty toy wherever you need a bit of cheer or extra blessing.

Titanic Ice Cube Tray

Have your drinks with style as the titanic shaped ice floats in your drink

Shark Attack Porcelain Mug

Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to look out for was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold

Cliff Climber Tea Infuser

Tea lovers who appreciate novelty gifts will love this cute little loose tea infuser shaped as a climber.

Bottle Cap Gun

Opening your drinks has just got mischievous. Impress your friends and onlookers with this nifty little bottle opener

Glow in The Dark Toilet Paper

Now you’ll always be able to find the toilet paper – even in the dark

The Official Bullshit Button

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit!

Nothing a Gift of Nothing

A gift that takes up virtually no space and is perfect for a minimalist.

Ninja Disguise Shirt

Everyone’s got a little Ninja inside…